Who is growing a beard?

jackhammer · 06-02-2009, 04:35 PM

OK. Apologies for photos but they are for the benefit of this thread only (and terrible PQ). Here we are at about 18 days growth now and I have to say that the moustache is getting to be porntastic now:

Freebase Dali · 06-02-2009, 08:39 PM

Hahaha... Jackhammer, you're going to accidentally choke on your mustache soon.

Ok, here's my beard.
But there won't be any progress reports on it because I keep it at this length. I'm not into the Moses look.

Freebase Dali · 06-02-2009, 09:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Wayfarer

I have every intention to grow a beard once my face stops being a ****ing arsehole and decides to grow hair properly. I call bullshit on the whole "the more you shave, the thicker it grows in" thing. All this shaving's done is ensure that I look like a damn fifteen year-old that much longer.

How old are you and what is your ethnicity?

Freebase Dali · 06-02-2009, 10:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Wayfarer

...I was hoping I'd never have to disclose on here, for the sake of not being called out on my blatant immaturity, but 20. And painfully, painfully Caucasian. I dance like David Byrne. Except not nearly as good.

I just meant to target any possible cause of your not having a chinzilla. Probably because you're 20. When I was 20, I was nowhere close to the beardness I have now. Give 'er some time. Shaving continuously is irrelevant.

Freebase Dali · 06-02-2009, 10:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Wayfarer

**** this then I'm growing a pubestache.

Hahaha. No man, don't do it.

Guybrush · 06-09-2009, 08:25 AM

Crap Lee, from that angle, you look a lot like one of my friends from down south in that picture .. so much it's almost scary.

YourLocalTyrant · 06-09-2009, 08:37 AM

I'm really thinking about growing one of those thine jaw line beards, I may be able to pull it off with alot of maintenance.
If I go three days without shaving I'm well on my way to becoming the next Grizzly Adams.

333 · 06-09-2009, 08:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Veridical Fiction

Hahaha... Jackhammer, you're going to accidentally choke on your mustache soon.

Ok, here's my beard.
But there won't be any progress reports on it because I keep it at this length. I'm not into the Moses look.

V, you ****ing cheater. That is STUBBLE. I demand an update.

Freebase Dali · 06-09-2009, 08:32 PM

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Originally Posted by 333

V, you ****ing cheater. That is STUBBLE. I demand an update.

No. I keep it like that. An update wouldn't look much different.

SATCHMO · 06-09-2009, 08:34 PM

<3 my cordless beard trimmer.

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jackhammer Ba and Be. Join Date: May 2007 Location: This Is England Posts: 17,331	OK. Apologies for photos but they are for the benefit of this thread only (and terrible PQ). Here we are at about 18 days growth now and I have to say that the moustache is getting to be porntastic now: __________________ It be my music and film collection. “A cynic by experience, a romantic by inclination and now a hero by necessity.”

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Freebase Dali Partying on the inside Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 5,584	Hahaha... Jackhammer, you're going to accidentally choke on your mustache soon. Ok, here's my beard. But there won't be any progress reports on it because I keep it at this length. I'm not into the Moses look. __________________

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Guybrush Juicious Maximus III Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Scabb Island Posts: 6,525	Crap Lee, from that angle, you look a lot like one of my friends from down south in that picture .. so much it's almost scary. __________________ Something Completely Different

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YourLocalTyrant Groupie Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Bama Posts: 23	I'm really thinking about growing one of those thine jaw line beards, I may be able to pull it off with alot of maintenance. If I go three days without shaving I'm well on my way to becoming the next Grizzly Adams.

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SATCHMO Al Dente Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,847	<3 my cordless beard trimmer.