Oh I can last longer, buddy.
;)

Pfft. You just have to think about rocks . . . and how hard they are, ALL THE TIME.

I sleep on my back

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I always seem to sleep with my right hand on my junk

subconsciously I think I'm afraid someone's gonna steal it and I love that fucking thing

Both hands over my junk to get me to sleep, then in the middle of the night i always roll into a fetal position.

'lolrony?' Wtf? I wasnt even talking to you anyway, Futurama boy.

I can't sleep without holding on to a pillow for DEAR LIFE.

Where the hell do you sleep, a cliff?

Hmmm, I've often remarked about my sleep position that occasional I'll find my hand on my junk and not even know how it got there, I think there is something instinctual about that.