Strange Lectures you were Given as a Child
 

My mom explaining to me that sex was not just "naked kissing"

Kindergarted teacher explaining to me the properties of matter ("Can a lot of big things fit into one little thing?"-young me referring to my backpack)

Me asking my mom what a lesbian was....She told me it was someone who loved the theatre.


I bet you guys have better ones.

When I was around 10, my stepdad encouraged me to be cautious when masturbaiting because you never know if there are any psychic voyeurs nearby.

Well that explains a lot.......LOL.

What do you mean?

lol, I'm only here to harass the shit out of you.

when i was 8 my mom gave me her version of the "sex talk"


all she told me was "Don't get AIDS"

Well, pick a number and wait your turn.

I have to admit that at one point I thought AIDS was a type of candy....

thats exactly what I thought.

I loved it when my dad gave me the sex talk.

"Now you know about the birds and the bees, right?"
"What about them?"
"Well.. you know about... sex.. right?"
"Birds and Bees DO THAT together!?!?"
"....Just use condoms, yes?"