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Old 05-11-2009, 07:28 AM   #11 (permalink)
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I loved it when my dad gave me the sex talk.

"Now you know about the birds and the bees, right?"
"What about them?"
"Well.. you know about... sex.. right?"
"Birds and Bees DO THAT together!?!?"
"....Just use condoms, yes?"
My sex talk was about as brief, went something like

old man: you goin' on?

me: yeah, theres a party at joe's.

om: there gunna be girls there?

me: yes...

om: alright well...don't get anyone pregnant, you know?

They never really had to speak to me much because I didn't drink back then and thats apparently the highest of moral virtues. Either way, akward.
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