Mean people
 

What is the most F'ed up thing or most mean thing you have ever done or said?

One time, some friends were sleeping over my house and I was betching about being pissed off at my mom.....so we took all of her super-sized maxi pads, spread penut butter and jelly on them, and stuck them on her car.
She took it well.

"go back in time and give your mother an abortion!"


.......yeah

walking down in the fenway

homelss guy: spare some change man?

me: sorry I spent it on the coke *raises coca-cola*

hg: coke ain't no good for ya.

me: neithers being homeless

Haha, wow... some of these are pretty cruel. The meanest stuff I've done was probably years ago when I was little and selfish(er) and didn't really care about how it may effect other people. Nowadays I don't go around being mean. I know I'll just feel bad afterwards and it's really not that funny or entertaining. Live and let live.

Jesus christ dude!

What the hell's wrong with coke?

I feel like these are seperate comments. Coke is bad for your bones/teeth.

This is true.

Not as bad as Diet Coke, that's the stuff to avoid.

Good luck figuring out which fetus I am.....

Coke is bad for you if you are a factory worker.....
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i told my anorexic ex that it looked like she'd put on a few LB's... it might not sound too cruel, but i know it gnawed at her for weeks and likely cause a good many purges. that makes me feel warm and fuzzy inside.

curses! foiled again!!:mad:

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I said....

"your dad shoulda blew you out on your moms back."

I told my Dad that he was a lying, manipulative asshole yesterday.
I think what's worse is that tommorow my mom and I are going to send him a letter stating that if he doesn't start paying child support we're going to tell the IRS his location.

And this is evil how?

oh no, text!! :eek:

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Lawlz

Wow, the list is so long... When I was in school we did some fooked up sh1t to a lot of people. We used to put thumb tacks in peoples seats including the teachers. We used to make these nasty paper wads that we would build in our mouths and when it got big and juicy enough we would throw it at someones face. We would put crazy glue on people seats right before they sat down. We used to fill a record cover up with any soft dog sh1t we could find and slide it under a classrooms door and stomp on it so it would fly out all over the place on the other side. It worked great. Man that was fun. We did some other things I'm not ready to admit yet also.

Oh yah, and my science teacher was doing a science experiment with eggs in a jar filled with vinegar, which he kept in the back.
I taped a note to it that said "CHICKEN ABORTIONS". Never got caught.

wow dude thats really bad ass

That's mroe funny than mean.




I was walking down the street one day smoking a cig. And this church van pulled up with a fat lady in it. She told me that smoking was a sin. I replied....So is glutteny

lol, dude shut up.

i'll preface by sayin i'm not proud of this or anything,......and have since gone on a redemtion trek with one of my high school friends to atone for our actions

BUT

when i was a freshman, there was this girl that i could not stand,...just,....wanted to beat her head in with a bat,.....
she started sleepin with my friend's boyfriend,....so a month later, we made friends with her, got her really really really drunk until she passed out,....and shaved her head

My first live gig ever was at a college frat party when I was 16, I ended up smashing my guitar over some drunk guys head when he spat beer on me. That's really the meanest thing I've ever done, I'm generally a nice guy, although I do say some cold things from time to time.

I'm generally a nice fellow, but I did take part in causing my 9th grade English teacher to have a nervous break-down in front of the class.
We (our class) were the worst bunch of kids together. We took throwing paper balls across class, to the next level. We lit them on fire. That was normal behavior.
Once, someone brought porn magazines from home, ripped the pages out, and we all taped them all over the walls in the class room when the teacher stepped out, then when he came back.. he flipped the hell out.
Had a nervous break down right there and paramedics got called and everything. He quit teaching and we never heard from him again.
I felt pretty bad.
I mean, we ruined the guy's entire career.

That's pretty effing mean.

It is in suburbia.

Holy sh*t, Veridical Fiction, thats terrible......

Oh well. I bet he's in Africa, caring for well-behaved orphans.

I don't know if it's mean but here is a few japes:

Whilst working as a chef you ask the staff if they want any food to take home and that they should tell you what you want a good ten minutes before you start clearing the kitchens down. One night a member of staff caught us within about a minute of everything being sparkling but we agreed to cook a pasta dish that contained dried chillies. The dish had penne pasta so we stuffed a tube completely full of chillie flakes and mixed it into the dish. they never came back to work.

A noob started and was a bit too sure of himself so when he asked for a coke whilst in the kitchen it was replaced with black olive juice and oh boy did he take a good old swig ;)

I used to tease a girl when I was 10 and make fun of her all the time. I was a mean girl!

Everywhere I've ever worked staff requests have to be in an hour before close. Anyone that had mad a request like that in one of my kitchens would have gone home w/ a saute pan handle sticking out of their mouth.

A friend of mine was moving away to be with a guy, and I was jealous because she was my closest friend. Friends move away, we lose touch, it's sad so I thought I would cut ties with her. Before she left I called her something along the lines of "Narcissistic, lying, selfish, irresponsible, worthless, immature, doomed-to-die alone, pathetic, slut." There was more following that including "I'm glad you're moving away because you're like crippling cancer" And things along those lines.

Few months after she moved I called to apologize for calling her a slut.

Its hardly the worse thing on this thread, but nonetheless hard to say to your best friend.

Oh kitchens, the foulest work place known to mankind.

I worked in one but only for four months (that's all it took to kill my innocence).

While I'm not really sure if it's considered "mean" or not, but I felt guilty afterwards. When I worked at Milestones there was this cook who did whatever the guys did and she had no shame, she'd change in front of all of us (bless her for that, I accumulated decent wanking material) and she'd join in on our disgusting conversations and always have a dead baby joke of her own. Anyways this cook was tough, she use to gloat that no guy could make her hurt from a spank, so I volunteered my services which she thought was adorable cause she was 24 and I was 17, anyways she let me spank her and I got my four fingers like... under the ass cheek (hard to describe over the computer) but anyways she screamed and cried for like two hours.

Then another time one of the dishpit guys was doing some prep work in the early afternoon cutting up jalapeno s, well he went to the bathroom and didn't wash his hands FIRST. Yeah, jalapeno juices from like two hours of cutting them up all over his ****, he didn't get out of the bathroom for two hours, both in pain and fear of the abuse we were going to give him, he never came back to work.

i once made fun of a mentally handicapped kid in front of about thirty classmates.

he died less than a year later.

Proof that god plays with handicapps.

I tried to punch a girl that kissed me.




I haven't had a date since..

I once gave some member a ban for the most smallest of reasons just because they were getting on my tits.

Oh wait , that was Cory an hour ago.

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