Mean people

jackhammer · 05-11-2009, 05:12 PM

I don't know if it's mean but here is a few japes:

Whilst working as a chef you ask the staff if they want any food to take home and that they should tell you what you want a good ten minutes before you start clearing the kitchens down. One night a member of staff caught us within about a minute of everything being sparkling but we agreed to cook a pasta dish that contained dried chillies. The dish had penne pasta so we stuffed a tube completely full of chillie flakes and mixed it into the dish. they never came back to work.

A noob started and was a bit too sure of himself so when he asked for a coke whilst in the kitchen it was replaced with black olive juice and oh boy did he take a good old swig

**Scarlett O'Hara** · 05-11-2009, 10:46 PM

I used to tease a girl when I was 10 and make fun of her all the time. I was a mean girl!

SATCHMO · 05-11-2009, 10:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jackhammer

I don't know if it's mean but here is a few japes:

Whilst working as a chef you ask the staff if they want any food to take home and that they should tell you what you want a good ten minutes before you start clearing the kitchens down. One night a member of staff caught us within about a minute of everything being sparkling but we agreed to cook a pasta dish that contained dried chillies. The dish had penne pasta so we stuffed a tube completely full of chillie flakes and mixed it into the dish. they never came back to work.

A noob started and was a bit too sure of himself so when he asked for a coke whilst in the kitchen it was replaced with black olive juice and oh boy did he take a good old swig

Everywhere I've ever worked staff requests have to be in an hour before close. Anyone that had mad a request like that in one of my kitchens would have gone home w/ a saute pan handle sticking out of their mouth.

DearJenny · 05-12-2009, 12:55 PM

A friend of mine was moving away to be with a guy, and I was jealous because she was my closest friend. Friends move away, we lose touch, it's sad so I thought I would cut ties with her. Before she left I called her something along the lines of "Narcissistic, lying, selfish, irresponsible, worthless, immature, doomed-to-die alone, pathetic, slut." There was more following that including "I'm glad you're moving away because you're like crippling cancer" And things along those lines.

Few months after she moved I called to apologize for calling her a slut.

Its hardly the worse thing on this thread, but nonetheless hard to say to your best friend.

LoathsomePete · 05-12-2009, 09:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jackhammer

I don't know if it's mean but here is a few japes:

Whilst working as a chef you ask the staff if they want any food to take home and that they should tell you what you want a good ten minutes before you start clearing the kitchens down. One night a member of staff caught us within about a minute of everything being sparkling but we agreed to cook a pasta dish that contained dried chillies. The dish had penne pasta so we stuffed a tube completely full of chillie flakes and mixed it into the dish. they never came back to work.

A noob started and was a bit too sure of himself so when he asked for a coke whilst in the kitchen it was replaced with black olive juice and oh boy did he take a good old swig

Oh kitchens, the foulest work place known to mankind.

I worked in one but only for four months (that's all it took to kill my innocence).

While I'm not really sure if it's considered "mean" or not, but I felt guilty afterwards. When I worked at Milestones there was this cook who did whatever the guys did and she had no shame, she'd change in front of all of us (bless her for that, I accumulated decent wanking material) and she'd join in on our disgusting conversations and always have a dead baby joke of her own. Anyways this cook was tough, she use to gloat that no guy could make her hurt from a spank, so I volunteered my services which she thought was adorable cause she was 24 and I was 17, anyways she let me spank her and I got my four fingers like... under the ass cheek (hard to describe over the computer) but anyways she screamed and cried for like two hours.

Then another time one of the dishpit guys was doing some prep work in the early afternoon cutting up jalapeno s, well he went to the bathroom and didn't wash his hands FIRST. Yeah, jalapeno juices from like two hours of cutting them up all over his ****, he didn't get out of the bathroom for two hours, both in pain and fear of the abuse we were going to give him, he never came back to work.

lucifer_sam · 05-12-2009, 10:37 PM

i once made fun of a mentally handicapped kid in front of about thirty classmates.

he died less than a year later.

Freebase Dali · 05-13-2009, 03:24 AM

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Originally Posted by lucifer_sam

i once made fun of a mentally handicapped kid in front of about thirty classmates.

he died less than a year later.

Proof that god plays with handicapps.

~~someonecompletelyrandom~~ · 05-13-2009, 01:09 PM

I tried to punch a girl that kissed me.

I haven't had a date since..

Urban Hat€monger ? · 05-13-2009, 01:20 PM

I once gave some member a ban for the most smallest of reasons just because they were getting on my tits.

Oh wait , that was Cory an hour ago.

~~someonecompletelyrandom~~ · 05-13-2009, 03:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Urban Hatemonger

I once gave some member a ban for the most smallest of reasons just because they were getting on my tits.

Oh wait , that was Cory an hour ago.

05-11-2009, 05:12 PM	#31 (permalink)
jackhammer Ba and Be. Join Date: May 2007 Location: This Is England Posts: 17,331	I don't know if it's mean but here is a few japes: Whilst working as a chef you ask the staff if they want any food to take home and that they should tell you what you want a good ten minutes before you start clearing the kitchens down. One night a member of staff caught us within about a minute of everything being sparkling but we agreed to cook a pasta dish that contained dried chillies. The dish had penne pasta so we stuffed a tube completely full of chillie flakes and mixed it into the dish. they never came back to work. A noob started and was a bit too sure of himself so when he asked for a coke whilst in the kitchen it was replaced with black olive juice and oh boy did he take a good old swig __________________ It be my music and film collection. “A cynic by experience, a romantic by inclination and now a hero by necessity.”

05-11-2009, 10:46 PM	#32 (permalink)
Scarlett O'Hara Make it so Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 6,181	I used to tease a girl when I was 10 and make fun of her all the time. I was a mean girl! __________________ "Elph is truly an enfant terrible of the forum, bless and curse him" - Marie, Queen of Thots

05-12-2009, 12:55 PM	#34 (permalink)
DearJenny Raptor Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Metro Detroit, MI Posts: 1,321	A friend of mine was moving away to be with a guy, and I was jealous because she was my closest friend. Friends move away, we lose touch, it's sad so I thought I would cut ties with her. Before she left I called her something along the lines of "Narcissistic, lying, selfish, irresponsible, worthless, immature, doomed-to-die alone, pathetic, slut." There was more following that including "I'm glad you're moving away because you're like crippling cancer" And things along those lines. Few months after she moved I called to apologize for calling her a slut. Its hardly the worse thing on this thread, but nonetheless hard to say to your best friend. __________________ So here's to living life miserable. And here's to all the lonely stories that I've told. Maybe drinking wine will validate my sorrow. Every man needs a muse and mine could be the bottle.

05-12-2009, 10:37 PM	#36 (permalink)
lucifer_sam Unrepentant Ass-Mod Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Pennsylvania Posts: 3,921	i once made fun of a mentally handicapped kid in front of about thirty classmates. he died less than a year later. __________________ first.am

05-13-2009, 01:20 PM	#39 (permalink)
Urban Hat€monger ? The Sexual Intellectual Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Somewhere cooler than you Posts: 18,605	I once gave some member a ban for the most smallest of reasons just because they were getting on my tits. Oh wait , that was Cory an hour ago. __________________ Urb's RYM Stuff Most people sell their soul to the devil, but the devil sells his soul to Nick Cave.

05-13-2009, 01:09 PM	#38 (permalink)
~~someonecompletelyrandom~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 4,538	I tried to punch a girl that kissed me. I haven't had a date since..