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Old 05-06-2009, 09:03 AM   #51 (permalink)
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Come on, humorous anecdotes and jokes with proper witty punchlines are off-topic!

How do you get a nun pregnant?

.. You f*ck her.
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Old 05-06-2009, 09:04 AM   #52 (permalink)
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awwwwwww tore...That was funny haha
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Old 05-06-2009, 11:13 AM   #53 (permalink)
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what is yellow and weight 540 kg?
A canary!
Nice animal isn't!
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Old 05-06-2009, 11:18 AM   #54 (permalink)
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"what do you call a moose with a duck on its head?"

"i don't know, what do you call it?"

"i don't know, actaully, i was hoping you knew that...."

"oh....wanna buy some weed?"
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isn't this one of the main reasons for this entire site?

what's next? a thread made specifically to banter about music?
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Do you know the story of flip flap the giraffe?

An helicopter arrive and flip flap the giraffe!
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Old 05-06-2009, 02:11 PM   #56 (permalink)
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Do you know the story of flip flap the giraffe?

An helicopter arrive and flip flap the giraffe!
wait, what?
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Old 05-06-2009, 02:14 PM   #57 (permalink)
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Why did the plane crash?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.
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Old 05-06-2009, 02:33 PM   #58 (permalink)
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How do you keep an elephant in the refrigerator?
You close the door!

A meeting was called for all the animals in the jungle... who was missing?
The elephant because he was trapped in the fridge!

You come across a river with no bridge. Across the river is a treasure chest. The sign says "Beware Of Hungry Crocodiles". What do you do?
Swim across the river, the crocodiles are at the meeting.


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A stick.
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why did Billy fail his final exam?
Because he's Jewish

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How do you keep an elephant in the refrigerator?
You close the door!

A meeting was called for all the animals in the jungle... who was missing?
The elephant because he was trapped in the fridge!

You come across a river with no bridge. Across the river is a treasure chest. The sign says "Beware Of Hungry Crocodiles". What do you do?
Swim across the river, the crocodiles are at the meeting.


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What's brown and sticky?
A stick.

haha this made me laugh too



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