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04-30-2009, 05:23 AM | #1 (permalink) |
Juicious Maximus III
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Unjokes and Anti-humour
Let's celebrate one of the lazier forms of humour, those drab jokes that often don't even try to be funny. I'm talking about anti-humour, the kind of "fun" which is set up as a joke, then often becomes anti-climactic as the punch line is missing or just not funny. (Sometimes, they still manage to be hilarious, but let's not think too much about that.)
Example : Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Here's one : What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? .. cancer.
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04-30-2009, 06:33 AM | #2 (permalink) |
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What do you call a guy with no arms and legs floating in the middle of the ocean?
Bob! What's better than 40 dead babies in a tree? 1 dead baby in 40 trees! I think I'm doing it right...
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04-30-2009, 07:32 AM | #4 (permalink) |
Juicious Maximus III
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kfreek, you're not getting it quite right. Most unjokes are fairly boring and lack a real punchline.
Like .. How do you get an elephant into a fridge? You open the door, pick up the elephant, stick it in the fridge and then close it. There you go, anti-humour! Your mother is so fat - she could get diabetes.
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04-30-2009, 07:37 AM | #6 (permalink) | |
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An example there is : A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependancy is destroying his family.
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04-30-2009, 07:40 AM | #7 (permalink) |
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OH I SEE.
Knock-knock. Who's there? The police. Your entire family was killed in a car wreck. how do you make a mime yell? throw a brick at his face. What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing. |
04-30-2009, 07:45 AM | #8 (permalink) |
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Yup, there you go
Mr. A : What’s the difference between a gynecologist and a plumber? Mr. B : Beat’s me. Mr. A : A gynecologist is a physician specializing in the treatment of women, whereas a plumber is a skilled tradesman who specializing in pipes and drains and such.
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04-30-2009, 07:52 AM | #9 (permalink) |
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Why was your eye itchy?
Because a spider layed its eggs in your head Why did you feel unwell? You had the plague What did Helen Keller name her dog? oggkhknmfdsnkmnfdjznfj What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? One holds groceries, the other molests children. Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't. He got hit by a bus. |
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why did Billy fail his final exam?
Because he's Jewish Your mother's so old, she's likely to die soon -this'd probably count too
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