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Old 04-30-2009, 04:23 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Default Unjokes and Anti-humour

Let's celebrate one of the lazier forms of humour, those drab jokes that often don't even try to be funny. I'm talking about anti-humour, the kind of "fun" which is set up as a joke, then often becomes anti-climactic as the punch line is missing or just not funny. (Sometimes, they still manage to be hilarious, but let's not think too much about that.)

Example : Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.


Here's one :

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?

.. cancer.
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Old 04-30-2009, 05:33 AM   #2 (permalink)
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What do you call a guy with no arms and legs floating in the middle of the ocean?

Bob!

What's better than 40 dead babies in a tree?

1 dead baby in 40 trees!

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Old 04-30-2009, 06:25 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Want to hear a dirty joke?

The pig fell in the mud.
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Old 04-30-2009, 06:32 AM   #4 (permalink)
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kfreek, you're not getting it quite right. Most unjokes are fairly boring and lack a real punchline.

Like .. How do you get an elephant into a fridge? You open the door, pick up the elephant, stick it in the fridge and then close it.

There you go, anti-humour!

Your mother is so fat - she could get diabetes.
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Like corny jokes basically. Jokes that are funny to old ladies that are dying.


Is your fridgerator running?

Well you'd better catch it.
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Like corny jokes basically. Jokes that are funny to old ladies that are dying.


Is your fridgerator running?

Well you'd better catch it.
No, that's still witty. Maybe you need to check up on this wikipedia article. :p

An example there is : A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependancy is destroying his family.
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OH I SEE.


Knock-knock.
Who's there?
The police. Your entire family was killed in a car wreck.

how do you make a mime yell?

throw a brick at his face.

What did the hobo get for Christmas?

Nothing.
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Old 04-30-2009, 06:45 AM   #8 (permalink)
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Yup, there you go

Mr. A : What’s the difference between a gynecologist and a plumber?
Mr. B : Beat’s me.
Mr. A : A gynecologist is a physician specializing in the treatment of women, whereas a plumber is a skilled tradesman who specializing in pipes and drains and such.
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Why was your eye itchy?

Because a spider layed its eggs in your head

Why did you feel unwell?

You had the plague

What did Helen Keller name her dog?

oggkhknmfdsnkmnfdjznfj

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?

One holds groceries, the other molests children.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?

A: He didn't. He got hit by a bus.
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why did Billy fail his final exam?
Because he's Jewish

Your mother's so old, she's likely to die soon

-this'd probably count too
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