ohh... burn.
why did the dead baby cross the road?

'twas stapled to a chicken

"Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was SOOO ugly that everyone died. The End." :D

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it doesn't have a frontal lobe.

yeah that's the stuff :D




"if it looks like a zombie, talks like a zombie, and smells like a zombie....then it must be a crazy homeless man."

Patrick: (speaking to SpongeBob, thinking that he's a zombie) I've got my eye on you.
Old Man Jenkins: If you could take your eye out and put it on him, wouldn't that make you a zombie too?
Patrick:YOU'RE RIGHT! I'M A ZOMBIE!

Haha I love that show.

i don't know anyone named Jack :|



c wat i did there? ;)

*Knock knock*

Who're there?

The police.

The police who?

The police telling you that your entire family have just died in a violent fire ball car crash.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To go to the BBC to film a documentary about how chickens motives for crossing the road shouldn't be questioned.

I don't think I've got the hang of this yet...

:(