Unjokes and Anti-humour

~~someonecompletelyrandom~~ · 05-06-2009, 06:37 PM

^Ugh I hate that one!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?

WHERE'S MY TRACTOR!?!

WWWP · 05-06-2009, 06:45 PM

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants come over the hill?

Look, here come the elephants.

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants come over the hill while he was wearing sunglasses?

Look, here come the grapes.

TheBig3 · 05-06-2009, 08:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wolverinewolfweiselpigeon

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants come over the hill while he was wearing sunglasses?

Look, here come the grapes.

that doesn't even make ****ing sense. I thought these were jokes.

Terrible Lizard · 05-06-2009, 09:19 PM

What happened to the baby?

It was run over by a truck.

Antonio · 06-29-2009, 06:51 PM

this thread was too good to die like this

bringin it back

Person A: "Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Pete falls off, who's left?
Person B: "....the f**k kind of name is Repeat?? This story makes no sense."

hey, what do you get when you cross a donkey with a toucan?
well seeing as they're not even the same species, it'd likely be an abomination that'd best be killed.

Person A: "Hey, what did Michael Jackson do on the 4th of July?"
Person B: "What the hell man, he just died. Show some respect."

LoathsomePete · 06-29-2009, 06:54 PM

If Jack helped you off your horse would you help jack off his horse?

Mirrorball95 · 06-29-2009, 07:02 PM

I played this joke on some guy at work the other week there.

"If you went to a party, and woke up in the morning with a johnny bag hanging out your arse, would you tell anyone?"

Guy- "No"

"U wanna come to a party?"

crash_override · 06-29-2009, 07:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Antonio

this thread was too good to die like this

bringin it back

Person A: "Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Pete falls off, who's left?
Person B: "....the f**k kind of name is Repeat?? This story makes no sense."

hey, what do you get when you cross a donkey with a toucan?
well seeing as they're not even the same species, it'd likely be an abomination that'd best be killed.

Person A: "Hey, what did Michael Jackson do on the 4th of July?"
Person B: "What the hell man, he just died. Show some respect."

Best ever.

Ricochet~kun · 06-29-2009, 08:19 PM

so a guy does to a costume party as a snail. everyone else is in costume but he has a girl riding piggy-back on his shoulders. he best friend comes up to him dressed like darth vader and he's liek: 'Dude, this is a damn costome party, youve got a girl on your shoulders!"
"yeah. im a snail. this is michelle."

asshat · 06-29-2009, 11:27 PM

How did the nun get pregnant?

....I f#cked her.

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~~someonecompletelyrandom~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 4,538	^Ugh I hate that one! What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? WHERE'S MY TRACTOR!?!