Unjokes and Anti-humour (quote)

Freebase Dali · 05-03-2009, 12:12 AM

Ok, last two posters:
Unjokes are funny because they're the opposite of intentional comedy, not because they make the least sense and sound the most retarded.

[Paranoid.Android] · 05-03-2009, 12:25 AM

Gotcha.

Brad Stengel · 05-05-2009, 11:01 AM

I stole this from Neil Hamburger:

"What did Santa Claus get Paris Hilton for Christmas?"

"....well he raped her, of course."

Guybrush · 05-05-2009, 11:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Urban Hatemonger

An Englishman , A Chinese man & an African walk into a bar

What a fine example of an integrated community.

I think this is my favourite so far in the thread ..

Oh well. Here's another :

Man: Doctor, I've broken my leg.

Doctor: I'm afraid it is a very bad break. You will never walk again.

[Paranoid.Android] · 05-05-2009, 01:02 PM

Nice

~~someonecompletelyrandom~~ · 05-05-2009, 05:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by [Stephen Wright]

Waffles are just pancakes with syrup pockets.

My favorite comedian.

Zer0 · 05-06-2009, 04:46 AM

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree?

Because it was dead

Why did the other squirrel fall out of the tree?

Because he thought it was a game

mr. goth glam · 05-06-2009, 07:10 AM

What do you call a man with no arms and legs hanging on the wall?

Art.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs resting outside your front door?

Matt.

~~coryallen2~~ · 05-06-2009, 07:14 AM

The first grade teacher was reading good ol' Chicken Little for her class. She reached the part when Chicken Little ran to the farmer screaming "the sky is falling, the sky is falling!" She paused and asked the kids "...And what do you think the farmer said?" A little girl raised her hand and said "I think he said 'Holy ****! A talking chicken?!' " Needless to say, the teacher had a seizure...

^wiki

Zer0 · 05-06-2009, 07:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by coryallen2

The first grade teacher was reading good ol' Chicken Little for her class. She reached the part when Chicken Little ran to the farmer screaming "the sky is falling, the sky is falling!" She paused and asked the kids "...And what do you think the farmer said?" A little girl raised her hand and said "I think he said 'Holy ****! A talking chicken?!' " Needless to say, the teacher had a seizure...

^wiki

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05-06-2009, 07:14 AM	#49 (permalink)
~~coryallen2~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: lorain,ohio Posts: 909	The first grade teacher was reading good ol' Chicken Little for her class. She reached the part when Chicken Little ran to the farmer screaming "the sky is falling, the sky is falling!" She paused and asked the kids "...And what do you think the farmer said?" A little girl raised her hand and said "I think he said 'Holy **! A talking chicken?!' " Needless to say, the teacher had a seizure... ^wiki