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Old 04-30-2009, 06:39 PM   #31 (permalink)
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C'mon you know how this works.

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isn't this one of the main reasons for this entire site?

what's next? a thread made specifically to banter about music?
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Old 04-30-2009, 10:48 PM   #32 (permalink)
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Old 04-30-2009, 10:58 PM   #33 (permalink)
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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?

Nothing, you already told her twice.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

Being shot in the head.
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I could be cute if I wanted to be, I just choose not to because you wouldn't be able to handle yourself.
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Old 04-30-2009, 11:20 PM   #34 (permalink)
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Man walks into a Bar...says ouch

Bartender tells him to watch where he is going next time...

Man rapes and kills bartender
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If you're posting in the music forums make sure to be thoughtful and expressive, if you're posting in the lounge ask yourself "is this something that adds to the conversation?" It's important to remember that a lot of people use each thread. You're probably not as funny or clever as you think, I know I'm not.

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Old 04-30-2009, 11:36 PM   #35 (permalink)
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No, that's still witty. Maybe you need to check up on this wikipedia article. :p

An example there is : A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependancy is destroying his family.


I love this kind of humor, its like comedy for dadaism.
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Old 05-01-2009, 12:39 AM   #36 (permalink)
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What's the similarity between a bicycle and an orange?












They both have handlebars, except the orange.
I loved this one!

Why did Jane Goodall live with monkeys?
Because she is a dumb twat.

What do Christopher Reeves and Dead babies have in common?
They are both dead.

Edit: I know dead baby jokes are the top of the lame as hell list, but I made it up and could only think of that. Next time I'll use someone's family member.
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Old 05-01-2009, 04:13 AM   #37 (permalink)
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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

The Holocaust
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What do you call a book about incest and dyslexia?

"Daddy, pots!"
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Old 05-02-2009, 01:56 AM   #39 (permalink)
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^Pfft. Nice.

What did the banana say to the mockingbird?

Nothing, because your mom's a whore.
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Old 05-02-2009, 07:00 PM   #40 (permalink)
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what did the school janitor say to the greasy teenager?

nothing, he's deaf :l



what does Jesus wear to Church?

i don't know :l
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