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Antonio 04-30-2009 05:39 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by right-track (Post 649670)
C'mon you know how this works.

KNOCK KNOCK...
oh please, do come in! :D

Surell 04-30-2009 09:48 PM
Why did the chicken cross the road? WHO LET THE CHICKENS OUT BITCH.

simplephysics 04-30-2009 09:58 PM
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?

Nothing, you already told her twice.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

Being shot in the head.

Son of JayJamJah 04-30-2009 10:20 PM
Man walks into a Bar...says ouch

Bartender tells him to watch where he is going next time...

Man rapes and kills bartender

Kamikazi Kat 04-30-2009 10:36 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by toretorden (Post 649361)
No, that's still witty. Maybe you need to check up on this wikipedia article. :p

An example there is : A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependancy is destroying his family.
:rofl:

I love this kind of humor, its like comedy for dadaism.

Thrice 04-30-2009 11:39 PM
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Originally Posted by clockworkmice (Post 649908)
What's the similarity between a bicycle and an orange?












They both have handlebars, except the orange.
I loved this one!

Why did Jane Goodall live with monkeys?
Because she is a dumb twat.

What do Christopher Reeves and Dead babies have in common?
They are both dead.

Edit: I know dead baby jokes are the top of the lame as hell list, but I made it up and could only think of that. Next time I'll use someone's family member.

Guybrush 05-01-2009 03:13 AM
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

The Holocaust

mr. goth glam 05-01-2009 06:04 AM
What do you call a book about incest and dyslexia?

"Daddy, pots!"

[Paranoid.Android] 05-02-2009 12:56 AM
^Pfft. Nice.

What did the banana say to the mockingbird?

Nothing, because your mom's a whore.

Antonio 05-02-2009 06:00 PM
what did the school janitor say to the greasy teenager?

nothing, he's deaf :l



what does Jesus wear to Church?

i don't know :l


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