don't worry, you definitely aren't the only one

A man walks into a bar...

However the bar staff are quite busy, and he has to wait a considerable amount of time before being served.

I think I've grasped it slightly..

A horse walks into a bar, and the barman says "Why the long face?"

The horse replies "My wife has just been diagnosed with terminal cancer"

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What did the man do when he found out his girlfriend was cheating on him?

Shot her.

what did the llama do when the woman annoyed it?

spat

So a guy named Coreyallen2 signs up for an account on Music Banter....

He shall live on forever in our snark.

What do you call Adele mixed with Adele?

A terrible musician.

Q: what's an activity 9 out 10 people enjoy?

A: gang rape

xD
what do you call a black person?

black
... wasnt that obvious?

What's worse than finding a maggot in your apple?






Being raped.

That guy's so *** he f**ked a dude

Lol'd at these.


What's purple, red, orange, and yellow all over?

A pretty sunset. c:

Lol'd at these.

Um....what do you call a black man that got a job at Wendy's?
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A black man that got a job at Wendy's. What are you, some kind of racist?

I heard it before, it's supposed to read "African American, what are you racist?" I think it's funnier that way.

Good old spongebob

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

A: Sponge Bob Square Pants. He is a sea sponge and must live in the water in order to survive as a species. He is part of a large diversity of aquatic life that lives harmoniously with his environment, but man's pollution of the oceans is slowly eradicating the tenuous balance of nature that allows for oceanic diversity.

:rofl:

Hahahaha...

Yeah, that got quite a chuckle out of me.

Thanks guys.
Somebody has to stick up for Sponge Bob.
:D

thank you :)