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right-track 04-30-2009 01:01 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by SATCHMO (Post 649678)
How do you get a witch pregnant?....
You fuck her.
lol? ^

This joke won us the war;

Urban Hat€monger ? 04-30-2009 01:04 PM
An Englishman , A Chinese man & an African walk into a bar

What a fine example of an integrated community.

right-track 04-30-2009 01:10 PM
How many Pakistani's can you get into a mini?

4...and possibly a small child.

SATCHMO 04-30-2009 01:20 PM
What do you call a man with 6 toes on each foot?
Sir

Janszoon 04-30-2009 01:33 PM
What do you call two gay guys and an empty bottle of Jack Daniels?

Drunk.

TheBig3 04-30-2009 01:46 PM
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Originally Posted by Janszoon (Post 649703)
What do you call two gay guys and an empty bottle of Jack Daniels?

Drunk.
You know, the first time I read through this, I saw the word "elephant" and it not only made the joke better, but may explain a few of my spelling problems. I read through it no less than twice more to find the world elephant again.

How do you get to Carnigie Hall?

Practice.

Janszoon 04-30-2009 01:49 PM
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Originally Posted by TheBig3KilledMyRainDog (Post 649715)
You know, the first time I read through this, I saw the word "elephant" and it not only made the joke better, but may explain a few of my spelling problems. I read through it no less than twice more to find the world elephant again.
lol. Where in the sentence was it?

right-track 04-30-2009 03:38 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by TheBig3KilledMyRainDog (Post 649715)
You know, the first time I read through this, I saw the word "elephant" and it not only made the joke better, but may explain a few of my spelling problems. I read through it no less than twice more to find the world elephant again.
Were they pink Brennan? :crazy:

clockworkmice 04-30-2009 05:01 PM
What's the similarity between a bicycle and an orange?












They both have handlebars, except the orange.

Janszoon 04-30-2009 05:34 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by clockworkmice (Post 649908)
What's the similarity between a bicycle and an orange?












They both have handlebars, except the orange.
:laughing:


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