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TheBig3 04-30-2009 08:29 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Antonio (Post 649384)
why did Billy fail his final exam?
Because he's Jewish

Your mother's so old, she's likely to die soon

-this'd probably count too
lol, thats not anti-humor its working blue.

intrapolis 04-30-2009 10:51 AM
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Originally Posted by toretorden (Post 649304)
Here's one :

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?

.. cancer.
OMG that's incredible.

What is white, hairless, 14 years old and 11 feet long?


...the line at the Jonas Brother's Concert.

Janszoon 04-30-2009 11:32 AM
How many janitors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One. They do it for a living for fuck's sake.

right-track 04-30-2009 12:42 PM
Knock knock...

right-track 04-30-2009 12:50 PM
C'mon you know how this works.

KNOCK KNOCK...

crash_override 04-30-2009 12:54 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by right-track (Post 649670)
C'mon you know how this works.

KNOCK KNOCK...
:mad: Ugh... Who's there?

crash_override 04-30-2009 12:56 PM
daves not here man...

right-track 04-30-2009 12:56 PM
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Originally Posted by crash_override (Post 649673)
:mad: Ugh... Who's there?

Oh...you've heard it! :(


Best anti-joke ever.

crash_override 04-30-2009 12:58 PM
Thats a good one, I was hoping for something better but I guess thats the point after all.

SATCHMO 04-30-2009 12:59 PM
How do you get a witch pregnant?....
You fuck her.


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