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Old 07-23-2009, 09:59 PM   #91 (permalink)
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A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependancy is destroying his family.
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Knock-knock.
Who's there?
The police. Your entire family was killed in a car wreck.
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What is white, hairless, 14 years old and 11 feet long?


...the line at the Jonas Brother's Concert.
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An Englishman , A Chinese man & an African walk into a bar

What a fine example of an integrated community.
Lol'd at these.


What's purple, red, orange, and yellow all over?

A pretty sunset. c:
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Old 07-23-2009, 11:19 PM   #92 (permalink)
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A horse walks into a bar, and the barman says "Why the long face?"

The horse replies "My wife has just been diagnosed with terminal cancer"

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What did the man do when he found out his girlfriend was cheating on him?

Shot her.
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Being raped.
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Old 07-26-2009, 12:32 PM   #93 (permalink)
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Um....what do you call a black man that got a job at Wendy's?
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A black man that got a job at Wendy's. What are you, some kind of racist?
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Old 07-26-2009, 07:01 PM   #94 (permalink)
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Um....what do you call a black man that got a job at Wendy's?
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I heard it before, it's supposed to read "African American, what are you racist?" I think it's funnier that way.
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Old 07-26-2009, 07:32 PM   #95 (permalink)
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"Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was SOOO ugly that everyone died. The End."
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Old 07-27-2009, 08:45 PM   #96 (permalink)
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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

A: Sponge Bob Square Pants. He is a sea sponge and must live in the water in order to survive as a species. He is part of a large diversity of aquatic life that lives harmoniously with his environment, but man's pollution of the oceans is slowly eradicating the tenuous balance of nature that allows for oceanic diversity.
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Old 07-27-2009, 08:54 PM   #97 (permalink)
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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

A: Sponge Bob Square Pants. He is a sea sponge and must live in the water in order to survive as a species. He is part of a large diversity of aquatic life that lives harmoniously with his environment, but man's pollution of the oceans is slowly eradicating the tenuous balance of nature that allows for oceanic diversity.
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Old 07-27-2009, 09:01 PM   #98 (permalink)
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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

A: Sponge Bob Square Pants. He is a sea sponge and must live in the water in order to survive as a species. He is part of a large diversity of aquatic life that lives harmoniously with his environment, but man's pollution of the oceans is slowly eradicating the tenuous balance of nature that allows for oceanic diversity.
Hahahaha...
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Old 07-27-2009, 09:40 PM   #99 (permalink)
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Yeah, that got quite a chuckle out of me.
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Old 07-27-2009, 09:46 PM   #100 (permalink)
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Thanks guys.
Somebody has to stick up for Sponge Bob.
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