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Baabaa 07-23-2009 08:59 PM
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A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependancy is destroying his family.
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Knock-knock.
Who's there?
The police. Your entire family was killed in a car wreck.
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What is white, hairless, 14 years old and 11 feet long?


...the line at the Jonas Brother's Concert.
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An Englishman , A Chinese man & an African walk into a bar

What a fine example of an integrated community.
Lol'd at these.


What's purple, red, orange, and yellow all over?

A pretty sunset. c:

Alfred 07-23-2009 10:19 PM
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Originally Posted by TheCunningStunt (Post 696912)
A horse walks into a bar, and the barman says "Why the long face?"

The horse replies "My wife has just been diagnosed with terminal cancer"

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What did the man do when he found out his girlfriend was cheating on him?

Shot her.
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Originally Posted by Conan (Post 708379)
What's worse than finding a maggot in your apple?






Being raped.
Lol'd at these.

TumorAttitude 07-26-2009 11:32 AM
Um....what do you call a black man that got a job at Wendy's?
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A black man that got a job at Wendy's. What are you, some kind of racist?

crash_override 07-26-2009 06:01 PM
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Originally Posted by TumorAttitude (Post 709836)
Um....what do you call a black man that got a job at Wendy's?
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A black man that got a job at Wendy's. What are you, some kind of racist?
I heard it before, it's supposed to read "African American, what are you racist?" I think it's funnier that way.

Odyshape 07-26-2009 06:32 PM
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Originally Posted by Antonio (Post 694909)
"Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was SOOO ugly that everyone died. The End." :D
Good old spongebob

Freebase Dali 07-27-2009 07:45 PM
Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

A: Sponge Bob Square Pants. He is a sea sponge and must live in the water in order to survive as a species. He is part of a large diversity of aquatic life that lives harmoniously with his environment, but man's pollution of the oceans is slowly eradicating the tenuous balance of nature that allows for oceanic diversity.

Terrible Lizard 07-27-2009 07:54 PM
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Originally Posted by Freebase Dali (Post 710583)
Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

A: Sponge Bob Square Pants. He is a sea sponge and must live in the water in order to survive as a species. He is part of a large diversity of aquatic life that lives harmoniously with his environment, but man's pollution of the oceans is slowly eradicating the tenuous balance of nature that allows for oceanic diversity.
:rofl:

Astronomer 07-27-2009 08:01 PM
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Originally Posted by Freebase Dali (Post 710583)
Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

A: Sponge Bob Square Pants. He is a sea sponge and must live in the water in order to survive as a species. He is part of a large diversity of aquatic life that lives harmoniously with his environment, but man's pollution of the oceans is slowly eradicating the tenuous balance of nature that allows for oceanic diversity.
Hahahaha...

Alfred 07-27-2009 08:40 PM
Yeah, that got quite a chuckle out of me.

Freebase Dali 07-27-2009 08:46 PM
Thanks guys.
Somebody has to stick up for Sponge Bob.
:D


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