Make A Religion

pahuuuta · 04-29-2009, 08:37 AM

If you could make your own religion what would it be called, based on and what would be some simple guidelines for it, who would be the "god" and so forth

**Janszoon** · 04-29-2009, 09:58 AM

It would be called Janszoonism and would basically just involve people giving me money.

Freebase Dali · 04-29-2009, 10:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Janszoon

It would be called Janszoonism and would basically just involve people giving me money.

Hey wait a minute... that already exists under the name Christianity.

**Janszoon** · 04-29-2009, 11:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Veridical Fiction

Hey wait a minute... that already exists under the name Christianity.

Why have I not received any money from it then?

Freebase Dali · 04-29-2009, 11:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Janszoon

Why have I not received any money from it then?

Jesus has expensive tastes.

**Janszoon** · 04-29-2009, 11:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Veridical Fiction

Jesus has expensive tastes.

That prick.

Urban Hat€monger ? · 04-29-2009, 11:12 AM

Speaking from experience having millions of people kissing your ass is really annoying after a while.

333 · 04-30-2009, 01:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Urban Hatemonger

Speaking from experience having millions of people kissing your ass is really annoying after a while.

Do you speak of your e-ass? Because if you are, it's quite nice and heart shaped.

As for religion, I think I could do without blind faith.

~~coryallen2~~ · 04-30-2009, 06:29 AM

Ummm I would make this clever religion were you worship a Jewish zombie. You would pay him alot but that would never be enoughe. The economy would fall because everyone is giving their money to this "Church". Then we would talk to him and ask for our money back through telepathic talk. He will never respond because he is laughing at us. Then I would write a book that can't hardly be explained and lsoe half the scriptures, And maybe write it in a alien "Hebrew" language that can hardly be translated.

Is this taken?

FireInCairo · 04-30-2009, 06:39 AM

I already did.
It's called Bowism.
We have about 150 followers.
It involves the worship and adherence to the strict guidelines laid down in holy Bowie's discography, along with reverence for the saints of Bowism (Iggy Pop, Lou Reed, Mick Ronson etc.)

04-29-2009, 08:37 AM	#1 (permalink)
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04-29-2009, 09:58 AM	#2 (permalink)
Janszoon Mate, Spawn & Die Join Date: May 2007 Location: The Rapping Community Posts: 24,593	It would be called Janszoonism and would basically just involve people giving me money. __________________ A Night in the Life of the Invisible Man Time & Place 25 Albums You Should Hear Before the Moon Crashes into the Earth and We All Die last.fm

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Urban Hat€monger ? The Sexual Intellectual Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Somewhere cooler than you Posts: 18,605	Speaking from experience having millions of people kissing your ass is really annoying after a while. __________________ Urb's RYM Stuff Most people sell their soul to the devil, but the devil sells his soul to Nick Cave.

04-30-2009, 06:39 AM	#10 (permalink)
FireInCairo Later on... Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Melbourne Posts: 1,235	I already did. It's called Bowism. We have about 150 followers. It involves the worship and adherence to the strict guidelines laid down in holy Bowie's discography, along with reverence for the saints of Bowism (Iggy Pop, Lou Reed, Mick Ronson etc.) __________________ O G MUDBONE: Only You can prevent forest fires.

04-30-2009, 06:29 AM	#9 (permalink)
~~coryallen2~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: lorain,ohio Posts: 909	Ummm I would make this clever religion were you worship a Jewish zombie. You would pay him alot but that would never be enoughe. The economy would fall because everyone is giving their money to this "Church". Then we would talk to him and ask for our money back through telepathic talk. He will never respond because he is laughing at us. Then I would write a book that can't hardly be explained and lsoe half the scriptures, And maybe write it in a alien "Hebrew" language that can hardly be translated. Is this taken?