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04-28-2009, 10:35 AM | #1 (permalink) |
Music Addict
Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: england
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flamboyant funerals
I was asked last week what i had prepared in case i die. Funeral proceedings its no laughing matter, in my line of work two colleagues have been murdered so point taken.I haven't a clue something respectable with a touch of madness.Ive been to funerals and their so boring it never seems like your saying farewell to someone you know. Is there anyone with any good ideas on the matter i would be well appreciated thanx?
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04-28-2009, 10:38 AM | #2 (permalink) |
Ba and Be.
Join Date: May 2007
Location: This Is England
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I want people to dance around in my flayed skin whilst drinking red wine from naked bodies as Slayer are being played over the P.A. Failing that I'm being burned to a crisp and chucked in a field. Who cares when your dead eh?
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04-28-2009, 10:47 AM | #3 (permalink) |
Bigger and Better
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: Texas girl living in the UK
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I've already decided I want cake, party hats, and maybe some balloons that say "Bon Voyage" or something. And everyone should wear white...or maybe some bright colors. And play something upbeat...maybe with a live band.
Then they can torch me and throw my ashes where ever...
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04-28-2009, 11:07 AM | #4 (permalink) |
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As i dont really know very many beautiful people everyone turning up naked to my funeral it would be hilarious.Nice one il put that one on my list.Yes your dead, why does it matter. Well it would shock everyone if i bothered to sort it out and not leave it up to the living. And they might actually turn up because they didnt have to spend a penny lol.
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04-28-2009, 12:57 PM | #5 (permalink) |
أمهاتك[وهور]Aura Euphoria
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Florida/Buffalo/CT
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Nick Swardson - Stamos funeral Video by D-Dub - MySpace Video
Nick Swardson FTW! Actually what I was thinking of is in here. FF to 3 mins if you dont want to watch it all. http://video.acasa.ro/view_video/f6e...-swardson.html |
04-30-2009, 12:43 AM | #9 (permalink) | |
Partying on the inside
Join Date: Mar 2009
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There won't be many kids at my death party.
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04-30-2009, 12:05 PM | #10 (permalink) |
Seemingly Silenced
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: Everett, WA
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My funeral should be held at an americanized mexican restraunt that specializes in making over priced margarita's and should be attended by people in hawaiin shirts and sandals. A live mariachi band shall be present and playing the most upbeat tunes in their repitore. Chilled shots of tequila should be served at an open bar and toss a mini umbrella in the casket por favor.
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