flamboyant funerals

333 · 04-30-2009, 02:44 PM

Oh, wow. I have this all planned out. So, I don't want anyone, but my friends and fam to take care of my body. I'd like to be burnt (**** wasting land space). I want them to play a mix that I've already made and ****ing rage all night in celebration of life and love, not loss and sorrow.

I've thought about having a funeral for myself while I'm still alive. I mean, why do I want everyone I love and care about to get together and say awesome **** about me when I'm dead? I wanna HEAR THAT ****!!!

Also, my buddy had a craaazy idea. When he dies, he wants to be cremated and have his ashes mixed in with tattoo ink. Yes, you guessed it - he wants his friends and fam to get a tat with the dead-guy's ash ink. He looked into the sanitary aspect of it, and it's pretty solid.

Thrice · 04-30-2009, 03:16 PM

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Originally Posted by crash_override

My funeral should be held at an americanized mexican restraunt that specializes in making over priced margarita's and should be attended by people in hawaiin shirts and sandals. A live mariachi band shall be present and playing the most upbeat tunes in their repitore. Chilled shots of tequila should be served at an open bar and toss a mini umbrella in the casket por favor.

Thats awesome!

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Originally Posted by 333

Oh, wow. I have this all planned out. So, I don't want anyone, but my friends and fam to take care of my body. I'd like to be burnt (**** wasting land space). I want them to play a mix that I've already made and ****ing rage all night in celebration of life and love, not loss and sorrow.

I've thought about having a funeral for myself while I'm still alive. I mean, why do I want everyone I love and care about to get together and say awesome **** about me when I'm dead? I wanna HEAR THAT ****!!!

Also, my buddy had a craaazy idea. When he dies, he wants to be cremated and have his ashes mixed in with tattoo ink. Yes, you guessed it - he wants his friends and fam to get a tat with the dead-guy's ash ink. He looked into the sanitary aspect of it, and it's pretty solid.

Thats not (the tat idea)

04-30-2009, 02:44 PM	#11 (permalink)
333 Music Addict Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 965	Oh, wow. I have this all planned out. So, I don't want anyone, but my friends and fam to take care of my body. I'd like to be burnt (** wasting land space). I want them to play a mix that I've already made and ing rage all night in celebration of life and love, not loss and sorrow. I've thought about having a funeral for myself while I'm still alive. I mean, why do I want everyone I love and care about to get together and say awesome about me when I'm dead? I wanna HEAR THAT **!!! Also, my buddy had a craaazy idea. When he dies, he wants to be cremated and have his ashes mixed in with tattoo ink. Yes, you guessed it - he wants his friends and fam to get a tat with the dead-guy's ash ink. He looked into the sanitary aspect of it, and it's pretty solid.