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Old 04-22-2009, 11:09 AM   #1 (permalink)
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im bored, i would kill a chicken with a shovel to the head how would u kill one, lol
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Old 04-22-2009, 11:19 AM   #2 (permalink)
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With that avatar, shouldn't you be preaching for chicken love? Or try to stop the ongoing chicken holocaust that's being done by corporations like KFC?

I wouldn't kill a chicken out of boredom, but if I had to kill one, I guess I would whack the head really hard against a hard surface, then cut it's head off. Sometimes I do that to fish.
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Old 04-22-2009, 12:32 PM   #3 (permalink)
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This forum really is scraping the bottom of the barrel at the moment.
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Old 04-22-2009, 12:46 PM   #4 (permalink)
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I agree, it doesn't get much more pointless than this.
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Old 04-22-2009, 12:47 PM   #5 (permalink)
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throw them out the window, at high speeds

my friend sara has chickens at her house,,.....sometimes if i leave my windows down (which i often do) i'll find chickens in my car once i get a few miles down the road,......scares the **** out of you the first time

i just throw them out,....they'll find their way home, or not

she should have gotten homeing pigeons
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this isnt pointless this is a very serious discussion
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You kind of strike me as the type of person who gets together with friends and argue whether or not the Smurfs were mammals or if they laid eggs.


However to answer the question at hand (despite how retarded it is) I would use lethal injection.
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Old 04-22-2009, 01:34 PM   #8 (permalink)
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no we discuss whether or not a tomato is a fruit or vegetable
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Electric chair .. With any luck, it'll get cooked.
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Old 04-22-2009, 01:52 PM   #10 (permalink)
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I would kill it with kindness.
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