How to kill a chicken
 

im bored, i would kill a chicken with a shovel to the head how would u kill one, lol

With that avatar, shouldn't you be preaching for chicken love? Or try to stop the ongoing chicken holocaust that's being done by corporations like KFC?

I wouldn't kill a chicken out of boredom, but if I had to kill one, I guess I would whack the head really hard against a hard surface, then cut it's head off. Sometimes I do that to fish.

This forum really is scraping the bottom of the barrel at the moment.

I agree, it doesn't get much more pointless than this.

throw them out the window, at high speeds

my friend sara has chickens at her house,,.....sometimes if i leave my windows down (which i often do) i'll find chickens in my car once i get a few miles down the road,......scares the **** out of you the first time

i just throw them out,....they'll find their way home, or not

she should have gotten homeing pigeons

this isnt pointless this is a very serious discussion :thumb:

You kind of strike me as the type of person who gets together with friends and argue whether or not the Smurfs were mammals or if they laid eggs.


However to answer the question at hand (despite how retarded it is) I would use lethal injection.

no we discuss whether or not a tomato is a fruit or vegetable

Electric chair .. With any luck, it'll get cooked.

I would kill it with kindness.

Ha, nice! Id drop that little guy into Somalia and let them tear him to parts in seconds, raw.

What the fuck is this shit.

This shit is shit.

Haha!

As a yearlong vegetarian, and emohippie hybrid, I do not condone cruelty to animals, BUUUUTTT....
I would bore it to death with a Pearl Jam album.
Whoooosh.

You've got issues.

Breaking it's neck is the most appropriate method of course. But since we're not going for subtlety here, strap on some sticks of dynamite and light er up.

That's actually a very good question.

Or an even better question would be...

How do Smurfs reproduce? Smurfette and Sassette are the only female smurfs and they weren't always part of the community.

My theory is that they are either like a fungus and reproduce by sporing or they are hermamphrodites.

It bothers me that this isn't the first anti-chicken post you've put up. With any luck, Buckethead will find you and pursue the decapitation of you with a shovel.

snap its neck, them hammer its head.

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Steps to kill a chicken(the right way)

1. Catch the bastard by his neck.

2. Take two hands firmly around his neck.

3. Twist your hands oppsite of each other. (while holding firmly)

4. After these steps have been done hold the chicken by it's feet.

5. Start jumping and spinning in the air.

6. Take it to your mom.(hide it under the couch)

7. Your done.

i would be greatful for him to do that to me

Spoken like a true oaf. :clap: