How to kill a chicken
 

im bored, i would kill a chicken with a shovel to the head how would u kill one, lol

With that avatar, shouldn't you be preaching for chicken love? Or try to stop the ongoing chicken holocaust that's being done by corporations like KFC?

I wouldn't kill a chicken out of boredom, but if I had to kill one, I guess I would whack the head really hard against a hard surface, then cut it's head off. Sometimes I do that to fish.

This forum really is scraping the bottom of the barrel at the moment.

I agree, it doesn't get much more pointless than this.

throw them out the window, at high speeds

my friend sara has chickens at her house,,.....sometimes if i leave my windows down (which i often do) i'll find chickens in my car once i get a few miles down the road,......scares the **** out of you the first time

i just throw them out,....they'll find their way home, or not

she should have gotten homeing pigeons

this isnt pointless this is a very serious discussion :thumb:

You kind of strike me as the type of person who gets together with friends and argue whether or not the Smurfs were mammals or if they laid eggs.


However to answer the question at hand (despite how retarded it is) I would use lethal injection.

no we discuss whether or not a tomato is a fruit or vegetable

Electric chair .. With any luck, it'll get cooked.

I would kill it with kindness.