How to kill a chicken

~~coryallen2~~ · 04-23-2009, 07:25 AM

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Steps to kill a chicken(the right way)

1. Catch the bastard by his neck.

2. Take two hands firmly around his neck.

3. Twist your hands oppsite of each other. (while holding firmly)

4. After these steps have been done hold the chicken by it's feet.

5. Start jumping and spinning in the air.

6. Take it to your mom.(hide it under the couch)

7. Your done.

pahuuuta · 04-23-2009, 09:30 AM

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Originally Posted by 333

It bothers me that this isn't the first anti-chicken post you've put up. With any luck, Buckethead will find you and pursue the decapitation of you with a shovel.

i would be greatful for him to do that to me

333 · 04-23-2009, 11:54 AM

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Originally Posted by pahuuuta

i would be greatful for him to do that to me

Spoken like a true oaf.

04-23-2009, 07:25 AM	#21 (permalink)
~~coryallen2~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: lorain,ohio Posts: 909	... Steps to kill a chicken(the right way) 1. Catch the bastard by his neck. 2. Take two hands firmly around his neck. 3. Twist your hands oppsite of each other. (while holding firmly) 4. After these steps have been done hold the chicken by it's feet. 5. Start jumping and spinning in the air. 6. Take it to your mom.(hide it under the couch) 7. Your done.