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Old 04-22-2009, 03:28 PM   #11 (permalink)
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I would kill it with kindness.
Ha, nice! Id drop that little guy into Somalia and let them tear him to parts in seconds, raw.
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Old 04-22-2009, 03:32 PM   #12 (permalink)
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What the fuck is this shit.
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Old 04-22-2009, 03:34 PM   #13 (permalink)
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What the fuck is this shit.
This shit is shit.
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Old 04-22-2009, 03:39 PM   #14 (permalink)
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Electric chair .. With any luck, it'll get cooked.
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Old 04-22-2009, 04:19 PM   #15 (permalink)
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As a yearlong vegetarian, and emohippie hybrid, I do not condone cruelty to animals, BUUUUTTT....
I would bore it to death with a Pearl Jam album.
Whoooosh.
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Old 04-22-2009, 05:01 PM   #16 (permalink)
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im bored, i would kill a chicken with a shovel to the head how would u kill one, lol
You've got issues.
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Old 04-23-2009, 01:39 AM   #17 (permalink)
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Breaking it's neck is the most appropriate method of course. But since we're not going for subtlety here, strap on some sticks of dynamite and light er up.

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You kind of strike me as the type of person who gets together with friends and argue whether or not the Smurfs were mammals or if they laid eggs.
That's actually a very good question.

Or an even better question would be...

How do Smurfs reproduce? Smurfette and Sassette are the only female smurfs and they weren't always part of the community.

My theory is that they are either like a fungus and reproduce by sporing or they are hermamphrodites.
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Old 04-23-2009, 02:09 AM   #18 (permalink)
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Old 04-23-2009, 02:27 AM   #19 (permalink)
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It bothers me that this isn't the first anti-chicken post you've put up. With any luck, Buckethead will find you and pursue the decapitation of you with a shovel.
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Old 04-23-2009, 02:33 AM   #20 (permalink)
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snap its neck, them hammer its head.
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isn't this one of the main reasons for this entire site?

what's next? a thread made specifically to banter about music?
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