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Thrice 04-22-2009 02:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Janszoon (Post 644228)
I would kill it with kindness.

Ha, nice! Id drop that little guy into Somalia and let them tear him to parts in seconds, raw.

EDGE 04-22-2009 02:32 PM

What the fuck is this shit.

Janszoon 04-22-2009 02:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EDGE (Post 644275)
What the fuck is this shit.

This shit is shit.

WWWP 04-22-2009 02:39 PM

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Originally Posted by tore (Post 644226)
Electric chair .. With any luck, it'll get cooked.

Haha!

TumorAttitude 04-22-2009 03:19 PM

As a yearlong vegetarian, and emohippie hybrid, I do not condone cruelty to animals, BUUUUTTT....
I would bore it to death with a Pearl Jam album.
Whoooosh.

Scarlett O'Hara 04-22-2009 04:01 PM

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Originally Posted by pahuuuta (Post 644113)
im bored, i would kill a chicken with a shovel to the head how would u kill one, lol

You've got issues.

boo boo 04-23-2009 12:39 AM

Breaking it's neck is the most appropriate method of course. But since we're not going for subtlety here, strap on some sticks of dynamite and light er up.

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Originally Posted by Pobodys_Nerfect (Post 644214)
You kind of strike me as the type of person who gets together with friends and argue whether or not the Smurfs were mammals or if they laid eggs.

That's actually a very good question.

Or an even better question would be...

How do Smurfs reproduce? Smurfette and Sassette are the only female smurfs and they weren't always part of the community.

My theory is that they are either like a fungus and reproduce by sporing or they are hermamphrodites.

Comus 04-23-2009 01:09 AM

with my massive ego

333 04-23-2009 01:27 AM

It bothers me that this isn't the first anti-chicken post you've put up. With any luck, Buckethead will find you and pursue the decapitation of you with a shovel.

Antonio 04-23-2009 01:33 AM

snap its neck, them hammer its head.


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