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Dr. Prunk
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Where the buffalo roam.
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Ah yes, douchebags, they are everywhere, and while most douchebags should just be ignored or told to f*ck off. There's some men who have taken the art of douchebaggery to a whole new level, a grand achievement of douchebaggery that surely deserves acknowledgement. So if you know of a huge douchebag, weither it's someone you know personally or from the internet, or a celebrity or someone from the news, share it with us, whenever you want to discuss this disgusting breed of human being known as the douchebag, this is the thread to go to.
First inductee. This guy... EDIT: Be creative and try to think of someone other than Bono. Current inductees: Sarge. Robert McFarline: Don't call this guy if your dad has a seizure, he REALLY hates cursing. Souja Boy: Takes southern pride a little too far. Carl Mondey: What a jerkoff. Pete Wentz: Stop thinking you're the sh*t, you're a f*cking bassist goddammit. Rush Limbaugh: World's highest man. Liam & Noel Gallagher: The new John & Paul, only without the talent, social relevance or PR skills. Rodney Marsh: I don't know who the hell this guy is. Robert Walls: Knows that the best way to boost the morale of a team is to torture the sh*t out of anyone that makes a mistake. Ann Coulter: I hate that dude. Spencer Pratt: Actually, if you even know who this guy is you're probably a douchebag yourself. Ray J: Current employee of VH1, The Douchebag Network. John Gibson: Made a super douchey comment about Jon Steward after 9/11, his FoxNews peers became jealous of his superior douchebag skills and he was fired. Nicolae Ceauşescu: Under his rule Romania had what may be the worst human rights record in Europe. Bill O'Reilly: America's most trusted journalist. Nancy Grace: She'll make you kill yourself. Steve McClaren: You Brits sure take your Soccer very seriously. Waylayer: I won't have sex with you, no means no. |
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