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I just did. Best Easter dinner i ever had..:o: So it gave me the idea to start this thread!:D
It happens to everyone. Sometimes, or more than sometimes, at bad times. There's gotta be some stories of throwing up. I think, if you don't got one, you haven't lived!

Apart from your grammer being appalling, one of my drunken stories revolved around the my parents moving to another city.

It was the night before they were flying away, and the night before I was to move into my hall of residenc. We decided to had a family dinner with drinks. That went quite well and I was so bright I decided to hit the town with my mates. Well somehow I must have mixed quite a few drinks because I ended up coming home and laying on the couch in our lounge (as my bed had been packed) and threw up all over the carpet. So basically my parents flipped out and worried that they might end up not selling the house to the original person if they saw the vomit, so my dad had a great time spending half the day scrubbing it out. Haha it was a nice send of to them.

I threw up all over a taxi on new years eve, I think that was 3 years ago? we were on our way to a party, we were all wasted, and i felt it coming and could do nothing. the taxi driver was far from happy!

i've got a few others, but i haven't thrown up in quite a while.

On my 19th birthday my friends took me out to a strip club far too late into my drinking, to the point where I was just gone and only remember bits and pieces. I don't remember waiting for my lap dance, but I do remember puking on the stripper, I also remember being physically hurled out of the strip club and one of my buddies punching the bouncer in the nuts while my other friend helped me up and we ran for it.

This one doesn't involve me puking, but the same guy that punched the bouncer from the previous story was at my new apartment, we were having a house warming party and he had pre-drank before hand so he was already hammed by the time he got to my place. So I sit him near the window and say to him if he needs to puke, just do it out the window. Well that was a bad idea on my part as there was a homeless man sleeping in that particular spot cause that's where the awning was furthest out, therefore the driest area. Well suffice to say, that homeless man got puked on and I felt bad enough to give him 20 dollars so he could either wash his clothes at a laundromat, buy some new ones from Value Village, or most likely by a 6 pack of beer.

I puked yesterday morning, there's nothing worse than showing up to your grandmothers, hungover and looking like you've been hit by a train, then running to the bathroom to puke before you've even greeted your relatives. Not my finest hour.

I hardly ever puke. The last time was probably two years ago and that was because I was sick. The last time I puked that was related to alcohol in any way was five years ago and was from a combination of beer, bourbon, rum, Jagermeister, ecstasy and Ethiopian food, and it happened in club in Chicago, in a trashcan right next to a couple who were making out.

I usually just skip the night out and throw these ingredients in a blender and hit puree. It's so much more convenient, but.....oh god.........here it comes now..........excuse me.

lmao at this. awkward moment in the quiet office for sure.

Mmmm... that's one tasty smoothie.

Ive been puking ever since I started this thread..

Waterproof keyboards FTW.

Hah. I turned my laundry basket into a puke bucket just in case I can't make it..

About 7 years ago I had a roommate who turned out to be a horrid drunk.. He was in between jobs at the time and I'd gotten home from work to find him passed out on the couch with a large pizza cheese side down on his stomach, vomit UNDERNEATH my computer desk, and apparently he'd used one of my stereo speakers as a pisser.

The weird thing about it, though, is that about a couple days prior I'd been cooking shrimp and the peelings went into the garbage and straight outside.
In his pile of vomit were distinct shrimp peelings as though he'd gone outside and ate them then threw them up.

I never figured out what happened, and he never remembered.
Needless to say, I booted his ass the next day.

Ha ha a Navy boy, im sure we could share puking stories all day long...

I puke all the time and have a million stories, but 999,000 of them just involve me, someones bathroom, toilet, and sleeping on the bathroom floor.

One of my favorites would be at the college os charleston at this girl i was datings sorority house. Had a bottle of wild turkey (gross) and was gettingg ****ed. my girls friend came out with a bottle of blue hawaiian punch to chase it and mix with. I explained to her that might be the worst idea ever and if we were to indulge in that i would probably puke all over the place (as a joke). she got pissed and decided to be mean as hell and start yelling at me "you better not puke here!" and that was my motivation for the evening. dstroyed the bottle of turkey and punch, but was fine. Was goin down on my girl then felt the tummy rumble, i lied and said i needed to use the restroom, i barely got the door open before projectiling blue all over the place like the super soaker 9000, on the mirror, toilet, floor, sink, myself. I just remember locking the door and trying to clean it up with toilet paper. The next day they told me they had to pick the door lock and found me in the shower sleeping with my boxers on.

I use to get horrible hangovers every time I drank, not so much anymore. Working breakfast shifts after a night of brutal drinking was the worst. Nothing like the smell of bacon grease at 8:00 am when you can barely hold down ice.

Yeah, that is certainly embarrassing. I've got some rivals though. A couple of good pissng stories too. But you know how that goes. This weekend was especially bad, one of my good buddies just brole up with his fiance, so we went out drinking liqour (i normally do beer) and I was hurting in the morning on sat. and then went and did it again that night. I was begging for a ****ty easter.

Me and the old boys in the nav (in rotten groton ct) used to drive to NYC on the weekend for shows and on the way we'd pound natty light. I know a girl there and used to show up wrecked everytime. Ive pissed and puked all over the city.

A bunch of workmates and I went out to a bowling alley about 15 years ago and I threw up in the bar in front of everyone after saying how great I was at drinking :( I haven't puked for over ten years now though. I must have hollow legs as I can really put it away for a short guy.

Best one sentence story ever. :laughing:

I Am Legend :rofl: Although I will say that the Cat will back up my drinking prowess. (Cost me a fortune in backhanders tho')

I remember waking up one night in bed covered in my own vomit, taco bell vomit to be specific. It was all over the blankets, sheets, on my face and in my hair-even my eyes somehow.

I was still drunk, but i forced myself to atleast try to clean it up. However every time i tried to scrape off the throwup off my sheets i would end up falling alseep on the floor next to my bed. In all the process went on for about 3+ hours of me waking up, trying to wipe the puke off my bed into my trash, getting frustrated, going back to sleep, waking up again and starting it all over. Eventually i built up the strength to bring the sheets to my washing machine, and had to spend the rest of the night naked on a blank mattress that smelled like throw up.

Wasn't fun..

i've only thrown up twice while intoxicated, one was rather tame, but the other was just glorious.

a little while ago, i made the misfortunate decision of smoking after i already drank about a half case of beer. hammered at the time i lit up the bong and took the largest hit i've ever taken in my life, blacking out instantly. my friends tell me they found me on the side of the road, leaning against a telephone pole. they brought me back inside where i proceeded to vomit everywhere -- all over myself, all over the carpet and the bathroom. they said that they had to kick out my knees to get me in front of the toilet.

i came to in a puddle of my own lovely stomach juices on my couch. i have no idea how i managed to get home without getting arrested.

Yeah, that happens to me sometimes if im not smoking while drinking, but i usually am.

I puke alot from playing beer drinking games like beer pong...im a small guy and just cant drink that much but do anyways. Its a waste because im puking not from intoxicantion, but having too much in my gut.

I upchuck 4 to 5 times a day. all because of the drugs i'm on at the moment

What kind of drugs is this?

Oh man do I love nights like this... About a month ago when I signed my lease with my housemates for next year, we decided to conquer a bottle of Sailor Jerry's Rum. We succeeded, and later that night, I threw up everything from the entire day that was in my stomach. The stench took about 2 weeks to clear out of my bathroom, even though we bleached the entire place twice.

Sailor Jerrys is so awesome. Its affordable, 92 proof, and tastes better than most other rums out there.

Drugs for my heart problem. They work well, but unfortunately have a not so good side effect

that sucks..on the bright side, i bet youre pretty skinny!:D

Yeah right

hah o...:o:

Last time I had Sailor Jerry's we were playing this awesome card game called kings (circle of death) and my one bud got too drunk and passed out on the couch, like an hour later we heard a huge crash and he was kneeling naked in the corner staring at the wall and had knocked over the end table. He still thinks we are lying about it.