Puke
 

I just did. Best Easter dinner i ever had..:o: So it gave me the idea to start this thread!:D
It happens to everyone. Sometimes, or more than sometimes, at bad times. There's gotta be some stories of throwing up. I think, if you don't got one, you haven't lived!

Apart from your grammer being appalling, one of my drunken stories revolved around the my parents moving to another city.

It was the night before they were flying away, and the night before I was to move into my hall of residenc. We decided to had a family dinner with drinks. That went quite well and I was so bright I decided to hit the town with my mates. Well somehow I must have mixed quite a few drinks because I ended up coming home and laying on the couch in our lounge (as my bed had been packed) and threw up all over the carpet. So basically my parents flipped out and worried that they might end up not selling the house to the original person if they saw the vomit, so my dad had a great time spending half the day scrubbing it out. Haha it was a nice send of to them.

I threw up all over a taxi on new years eve, I think that was 3 years ago? we were on our way to a party, we were all wasted, and i felt it coming and could do nothing. the taxi driver was far from happy!

i've got a few others, but i haven't thrown up in quite a while.

On my 19th birthday my friends took me out to a strip club far too late into my drinking, to the point where I was just gone and only remember bits and pieces. I don't remember waiting for my lap dance, but I do remember puking on the stripper, I also remember being physically hurled out of the strip club and one of my buddies punching the bouncer in the nuts while my other friend helped me up and we ran for it.

This one doesn't involve me puking, but the same guy that punched the bouncer from the previous story was at my new apartment, we were having a house warming party and he had pre-drank before hand so he was already hammed by the time he got to my place. So I sit him near the window and say to him if he needs to puke, just do it out the window. Well that was a bad idea on my part as there was a homeless man sleeping in that particular spot cause that's where the awning was furthest out, therefore the driest area. Well suffice to say, that homeless man got puked on and I felt bad enough to give him 20 dollars so he could either wash his clothes at a laundromat, buy some new ones from Value Village, or most likely by a 6 pack of beer.

I puked yesterday morning, there's nothing worse than showing up to your grandmothers, hungover and looking like you've been hit by a train, then running to the bathroom to puke before you've even greeted your relatives. Not my finest hour.

I hardly ever puke. The last time was probably two years ago and that was because I was sick. The last time I puked that was related to alcohol in any way was five years ago and was from a combination of beer, bourbon, rum, Jagermeister, ecstasy and Ethiopian food, and it happened in club in Chicago, in a trashcan right next to a couple who were making out.

I usually just skip the night out and throw these ingredients in a blender and hit puree. It's so much more convenient, but.....oh god.........here it comes now..........excuse me.

lmao at this. awkward moment in the quiet office for sure.

Mmmm... that's one tasty smoothie.

Ive been puking ever since I started this thread..