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Originally Posted by dac
Oh man do I love nights like this... About a month ago when I signed my lease with my housemates for next year, we decided to conquer a bottle of Sailor Jerry's Rum. We succeeded, and later that night, I threw up everything from the entire day that was in my stomach. The stench took about 2 weeks to clear out of my bathroom, even though we bleached the entire place twice.
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Last time I had Sailor Jerry's we were playing this awesome card game called kings (circle of death) and my one bud got too drunk and passed out on the couch, like an hour later we heard a huge crash and he was kneeling naked in the corner staring at the wall and had knocked over the end table. He still thinks we are lying about it.
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Lew Harrison, who looked like an anarchist with his red eyes and fierce black beard, had been writing furiously in one corner of the room. "That's good— happiness by the kilowatt," he said. "Buy your happiness the way you buy light."
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