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Sparky 04-13-2009 06:34 PM

I remember waking up one night in bed covered in my own vomit, taco bell vomit to be specific. It was all over the blankets, sheets, on my face and in my hair-even my eyes somehow.

I was still drunk, but i forced myself to atleast try to clean it up. However every time i tried to scrape off the throwup off my sheets i would end up falling alseep on the floor next to my bed. In all the process went on for about 3+ hours of me waking up, trying to wipe the puke off my bed into my trash, getting frustrated, going back to sleep, waking up again and starting it all over. Eventually i built up the strength to bring the sheets to my washing machine, and had to spend the rest of the night naked on a blank mattress that smelled like throw up.

Wasn't fun..

lucifer_sam 04-13-2009 06:47 PM

i've only thrown up twice while intoxicated, one was rather tame, but the other was just glorious.

a little while ago, i made the misfortunate decision of smoking after i already drank about a half case of beer. hammered at the time i lit up the bong and took the largest hit i've ever taken in my life, blacking out instantly. my friends tell me they found me on the side of the road, leaning against a telephone pole. they brought me back inside where i proceeded to vomit everywhere -- all over myself, all over the carpet and the bathroom. they said that they had to kick out my knees to get me in front of the toilet.

i came to in a puddle of my own lovely stomach juices on my couch. i have no idea how i managed to get home without getting arrested.

Thrice 04-13-2009 08:26 PM

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Originally Posted by lucifer_sam (Post 637259)
i've only thrown up twice while intoxicated, one was rather tame, but the other was just glorious.

a little while ago, i made the misfortunate decision of smoking after i already drank about a half case of beer. hammered at the time i lit up the bong and took the largest hit i've ever taken in my life, blacking out instantly. my friends tell me they found me on the side of the road, leaning against a telephone pole. they brought me back inside where i proceeded to vomit everywhere -- all over myself, all over the carpet and the bathroom. they said that they had to kick out my knees to get me in front of the toilet.

i came to in a puddle of my own lovely stomach juices on my couch. i have no idea how i managed to get home without getting arrested.

Yeah, that happens to me sometimes if im not smoking while drinking, but i usually am.

I puke alot from playing beer drinking games like beer pong...im a small guy and just cant drink that much but do anyways. Its a waste because im puking not from intoxicantion, but having too much in my gut.

Cheese 04-13-2009 10:01 PM

I upchuck 4 to 5 times a day. all because of the drugs i'm on at the moment

shoegazer 04-14-2009 01:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Cheese (Post 637425)
I upchuck 4 to 5 times a day. all because of the drugs i'm on at the moment

What kind of drugs is this?

dac 04-14-2009 01:24 PM

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Originally Posted by lucifer_sam (Post 637259)
i've only thrown up twice while intoxicated, one was rather tame, but the other was just glorious.

a little while ago, i made the misfortunate decision of smoking after i already drank about a half case of beer. hammered at the time i lit up the bong and took the largest hit i've ever taken in my life, blacking out instantly. my friends tell me they found me on the side of the road, leaning against a telephone pole. they brought me back inside where i proceeded to vomit everywhere -- all over myself, all over the carpet and the bathroom. they said that they had to kick out my knees to get me in front of the toilet.

i came to in a puddle of my own lovely stomach juices on my couch. i have no idea how i managed to get home without getting arrested.

Oh man do I love nights like this... About a month ago when I signed my lease with my housemates for next year, we decided to conquer a bottle of Sailor Jerry's Rum. We succeeded, and later that night, I threw up everything from the entire day that was in my stomach. The stench took about 2 weeks to clear out of my bathroom, even though we bleached the entire place twice.

Thrice 04-14-2009 02:10 PM

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Originally Posted by dac (Post 637938)
Oh man do I love nights like this... About a month ago when I signed my lease with my housemates for next year, we decided to conquer a bottle of Sailor Jerry's Rum. We succeeded, and later that night, I threw up everything from the entire day that was in my stomach. The stench took about 2 weeks to clear out of my bathroom, even though we bleached the entire place twice.

Sailor Jerrys is so awesome. Its affordable, 92 proof, and tastes better than most other rums out there.

Cheese 04-14-2009 10:11 PM

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Originally Posted by shoegazer (Post 637932)
What kind of drugs is this?

Drugs for my heart problem. They work well, but unfortunately have a not so good side effect

shoegazer 04-14-2009 10:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Cheese (Post 638435)
Drugs for my heart problem. They work well, but unfortunately have a not so good side effect

that sucks..on the bright side, i bet youre pretty skinny!:D

Cheese 04-14-2009 10:24 PM

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Originally Posted by shoegazer (Post 638438)
that sucks..on the bright side, i bet youre pretty skinny!:D

Yeah right


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