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04-13-2009, 01:17 PM | #13 (permalink) |
Partying on the inside
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About 7 years ago I had a roommate who turned out to be a horrid drunk.. He was in between jobs at the time and I'd gotten home from work to find him passed out on the couch with a large pizza cheese side down on his stomach, vomit UNDERNEATH my computer desk, and apparently he'd used one of my stereo speakers as a pisser.
The weird thing about it, though, is that about a couple days prior I'd been cooking shrimp and the peelings went into the garbage and straight outside. In his pile of vomit were distinct shrimp peelings as though he'd gone outside and ate them then threw them up. I never figured out what happened, and he never remembered. Needless to say, I booted his ass the next day.
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04-13-2009, 05:17 PM | #14 (permalink) | |
أمهاتك[وهور]Aura Euphoria
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I puke all the time and have a million stories, but 999,000 of them just involve me, someones bathroom, toilet, and sleeping on the bathroom floor. One of my favorites would be at the college os charleston at this girl i was datings sorority house. Had a bottle of wild turkey (gross) and was gettingg ****ed. my girls friend came out with a bottle of blue hawaiian punch to chase it and mix with. I explained to her that might be the worst idea ever and if we were to indulge in that i would probably puke all over the place (as a joke). she got pissed and decided to be mean as hell and start yelling at me "you better not puke here!" and that was my motivation for the evening. dstroyed the bottle of turkey and punch, but was fine. Was goin down on my girl then felt the tummy rumble, i lied and said i needed to use the restroom, i barely got the door open before projectiling blue all over the place like the super soaker 9000, on the mirror, toilet, floor, sink, myself. I just remember locking the door and trying to clean it up with toilet paper. The next day they told me they had to pick the door lock and found me in the shower sleeping with my boxers on. |
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04-13-2009, 05:34 PM | #15 (permalink) |
you know what it is
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I use to get horrible hangovers every time I drank, not so much anymore. Working breakfast shifts after a night of brutal drinking was the worst. Nothing like the smell of bacon grease at 8:00 am when you can barely hold down ice.
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04-13-2009, 05:38 PM | #16 (permalink) | |
Seemingly Silenced
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04-13-2009, 05:48 PM | #17 (permalink) | |
أمهاتك[وهور]Aura Euphoria
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04-13-2009, 05:56 PM | #18 (permalink) |
Ba and Be.
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A bunch of workmates and I went out to a bowling alley about 15 years ago and I threw up in the bar in front of everyone after saying how great I was at drinking I haven't puked for over ten years now though. I must have hollow legs as I can really put it away for a short guy.
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04-13-2009, 05:58 PM | #19 (permalink) | |
Mate, Spawn & Die
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04-13-2009, 06:02 PM | #20 (permalink) |
Ba and Be.
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I Am Legend Although I will say that the Cat will back up my drinking prowess. (Cost me a fortune in backhanders tho')
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