Why the **** do you have a kid?
 

http://whythe****doyouhaveakid.com/


You'll have to edit the word yourself, it's worth it though. I laughed pretty hard when I saw it.

Jesus. That bachelor party one gets my vote for the funniest/worst. I like the woman in the background with her hands on her hips.

"becuz u rilly rilly rilly didn’t want to go to prom alone"

oh snap

yeah I have the same problem as the whale, it's hard to pull out when your 6 feet long

The **** was pretty depressing.