The Sexual Experience Thread (quote, Ching, Hang)

~~Farfisa~~ · 04-12-2009, 08:01 PM

It's actually worked out for the better to be shy around girls. Most girls think I'm a cute, nice guy when they first meet me but, after that they find out I'm weird and uncool and it pretty much ends there.

Darkest Hour · 04-12-2009, 08:46 PM

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Originally Posted by loose_lips_sink_ships

It's actually worked out for the better to be shy around girls. Most girls think I'm a cute, nice guy when they first meet me but, after that they find out I'm weird and uncool and it pretty much ends there.

I've had similar experiences. I act different around different people and some girls i can be myself with, and others i try to change my personality a bit to fit what i think they are looking for. I've hit it off well with a couple girls and had no problem being myself and getting to know them, but there has also been a couple where it just didn't work because i guess i wasn't cool enough. Or at least i didn't think i was, lol. But man, i haven't even tried to to get a girl in like 2 years at least cuz i just don't care anymore.

Bane of your existence · 04-12-2009, 09:26 PM

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Originally Posted by 333

As for hitting on someone outside of the bar or club setting, SO many guys say they do this, but let's face it: most females need an excuse.

Fixed

333 · 04-12-2009, 09:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Bane of your existence

Fixed

Excuse for?

Bane of your existence · 04-12-2009, 09:48 PM

Is it not obvious homie?

333 · 04-12-2009, 09:51 PM

Drunkenness as an excuse for sex? Hm, can't say that's my top reason for having sex.

Roygbiv · 04-12-2009, 09:57 PM

It's also highly unreliable.

Whiskey dick?

Bane of your existence · 04-12-2009, 10:00 PM

I didn't say reason. And you might be all good with your sexuality. Doesn't mean most girls aren't embarrased about screwing around without the old fall back of being drunk.

And I've never gotten the whiskey dck, but I feel like it would have been a huge problem in my life if I had.

SATCHMO · 04-12-2009, 10:01 PM

I hate drunk sex. It just feels like the chore that you have to do before you can pass out. Seems like a good Idea at the bar, but generally when I get home I want to make a sandwhich and pass the **** out. This usually does not go over well.

LoathsomePete · 04-12-2009, 10:22 PM

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Originally Posted by SATCHMO

I hate drunk sex. It just feels like the chore that you have to do before you can pass out. Seems like a good Idea at the bar, but generally when I get home I want to make a sandwhich and pass the **** out. This usually does not go over well.

Agreed

I've had that happen to me once, got far too wasted at my friends 24th birthday party and was doing a pretty decent job of flirting with a girl, enough to seal the deal, but by the time a cab came and the ride was over I started to sober up and was just ****ing sleepy. I told her I was too drunk to **** and that we should just cuddle instead, she said she understood but she wanted to **** and left my apartment. Turned out to be a good thing cause when I saw her a few days later she looked like something that should've died in a Lord of the Rings movie.

04-12-2009, 09:57 PM	#337 (permalink)
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04-12-2009, 08:01 PM	#331 (permalink)
~~Farfisa~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 2,773	It's actually worked out for the better to be shy around girls. Most girls think I'm a cute, nice guy when they first meet me but, after that they find out I'm weird and uncool and it pretty much ends there.

04-12-2009, 09:48 PM	#335 (permalink)
Bane of your existence Such That Join Date: May 2007 Location: Austin, Tx Posts: 1,197	Is it not obvious homie?

04-12-2009, 09:51 PM	#336 (permalink)
333 Music Addict Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 965	Drunkenness as an excuse for sex? Hm, can't say that's my top reason for having sex.

04-12-2009, 10:00 PM	#338 (permalink)
Bane of your existence Such That Join Date: May 2007 Location: Austin, Tx Posts: 1,197	I didn't say reason. And you might be all good with your sexuality. Doesn't mean most girls aren't embarrased about screwing around without the old fall back of being drunk. And I've never gotten the whiskey dck, but I feel like it would have been a huge problem in my life if I had.

04-12-2009, 10:01 PM	#339 (permalink)
SATCHMO Al Dente Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,708	I hate drunk sex. It just feels like the chore that you have to do before you can pass out. Seems like a good Idea at the bar, but generally when I get home I want to make a sandwhich and pass the **** out. This usually does not go over well.