The Sexual Experience Thread (quote)

[Freebase Dali]

Originally Posted by djchameleon

too true sir, I see you are an ass man such as myself....I do tend to make exceptions and those exceptions usually have lovely racks so that's why I would prefer to have them facing me.

I'm not much of a tit man.
I appreciate them, visually, but I find that when I'm doing the sex, I never even give them the time of day minus the obligatory tongue attention when you're making a girl THINK you're going downtown.

[Freebase Dali]

Originally Posted by 333

Maybe it's just because I'm a girl, but I do prefer a pretty face over some ass and titties.

Unless she's fat.

Well, face is a given. But it's not the redeemer.
Tits, it's whatever.
Ass, though, if a hot hot hot female has a flat ass, I'm not even going to waste time talking to her.
I've made the mistake of shagging a flat assed girl before. It was a turn-off big time.

[djchameleon]

ahhh you shouldn't neglect them....it helps in their arousal....usually they can handle the job of fondling themself but I like to get in there and help also.....but yeah....tit size doesn't matter to me so much

[Freebase Dali]

Originally Posted by djchameleon

ahhh you shouldn't neglect them....it helps in their arousal....usually they can handle the job of fondling themself but I like to get in there and help also.....but yeah....tit size doesn't matter to me so much

lol... dude, if I'm not in a relationship, then sex is based solely on my arousal.

[djchameleon]

Originally Posted by Veridical Fiction

lol... dude, if I'm not in a relationship, then sex is based solely on my arousal.

I'm only like that if it's a one nighter but if it's a **** buddy then I aim to please and....that's what keeps the booty calls coming in

[333]

Originally Posted by Veridical Fiction

lol... dude, if I'm not in a relationship, then sex is based solely on my arousal.

You sound like my type of guy.

[Freebase Dali]

Originally Posted by djchameleon

I'm only like that if it's a one nighter but if it's a **** buddy then I aim to please and....that's what keeps the booty calls coming in

My booty calls are always one nighters.

[Freebase Dali]

Originally Posted by 333

You sound like my type of guy.

Regarding the whole thing:

I just hate the whole male trying to please female thing that gets overused. Most girls get turned off by too much of that crap. It's one thing to be accommodating but it's another to think that you really really know what gets her off and keep trying all this crap you saw in a porn thinking it's going to work. /////fail.
Just do your thing and stop asking if it's good. She'll tell you to change what you're doing if it's bothering her.

The only exception is if you blow your load a couple minutes in.
At that point, you're just not ready for sex.

[djchameleon]

I pride myself on knowing what gets a girl off....it varies of course from female to female....and if your booty calls are one nighters then they aren't true booty calls....

what I mean by booty call is like from a regular that would always call you when she's in the mood.

[Freebase Dali]

Originally Posted by djchameleon

I pride myself on knowing what gets a girl off....it varies of course from female to female....and if your booty calls are one nighters then they aren't true booty calls....

what I mean by booty call is like from a regular that would always call you when she's in the mood.

Ah.. I call those fuckbuddies.
The girls who's number I get, then I call, then I get booty... now that's what I call a booty call. I don't receive them. I just make them. (never give out your number, fellas)
And after one night, if you're not looking for any drama, never call back.
lol..