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#9601 (permalink) | |
Make it so
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Registered Jimmy Rustler
Join Date: Sep 2007
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ahhh one of the many lessons learned from the misc for me
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#9604 (permalink) | |
Account Disabled
Join Date: Jun 2013
Location: freely swimmin thru the waters of glory much like a majestic bald eagle soars thru the skies
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anytime any chick or even some guys say stuff about sex i take it with a huge grain of salt cause it all changes once ur in the sack anyway |
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#9605 (permalink) |
Registered Jimmy Rustler
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: USA
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Is it normal to always have trouble finding the ****ing opening when having sex? Hell even with fingers I underestimate how low it is. They say practice makes perfect but I dissageee. Maybe I am retarded. Yea, *** to think about it I am.
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Dude... What?
Join Date: Oct 2013
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Spoiler for NSFW:
If the erection picture with Miley Cyrus can stay I'm just gonna take a guess and say this is fair game. |
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#9609 (permalink) |
Registered Jimmy Rustler
Join Date: Sep 2007
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I guess I was being half serious. Usually in the past when iv had trouble I was drunk and put it in the incorrect orifice. That was not appreciated. Also in positions like spooning I find it harder because I can not visibly see it. My only method is follow my finger, then remove finger.
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Maelian
Join Date: Apr 2012
Location: Seattle
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You and I,
We were born to die. |
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