The Sexual Experience Thread (Polish, members, quote)

[Scarlett O'Hara]

Originally Posted by 333

It usually goes both ways on the selfishness, don't you think?

Yeah but it's pretty hard for a girl to enjoy a one night stand when they guys wants to just get himself off inside you and that's it.

[333]

That's why you gotta get your's first. As of inside of you? Can't say I ever signed up for that.

[SATCHMO]

My one night stands are a bit different:
First I make the girl put on a nice white bathrobe. Then I tie her to a chair and put on a Billie Holiday record while I paint her toenails. While the nail polish is drying I rub one out, then I brush her hair for a little bit, then I smoke a joint, polish off a bag of Doritos & pass out.

[333]

I logged back in just to say:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!

<--- Victim #1

[boo boo]

Originally Posted by SATCHMO

My one night stands are a bit different:
First I make the girl put on a nice white bathrobe. Then I tie her to a chair and put on a Billie Holiday record while I paint her toenails. While the nail polish is drying I rub one out, then I brush her hair for a little bit, then I smoke a joint, polish off a bag of Doritos & pass out.

As of now you're number one on my list of favorite MB members.

[SATCHMO]

Originally Posted by boo boo

As of now you're number one on my list of favorite MB members.

Well I at least know it wasn't the hair brushing part that peaked your interest.

[boo boo]

I shoulda saw that one coming.

[Seltzer]

Well I've never had a one night stand since I've preferred to keep things at a relationship level in the past, though I have had the opportunity more than once in the past year.

But if I were to have one, it wouldn't be selfish... pleasuring your girl should be one of the most appealing parts even if you're never going to see her again, and I'm sure there are plenty of other guys who feel that way.

[Freebase Dali]

Originally Posted by Seltzer

Well I've never had a one night stand since I've preferred to keep things at a relationship level in the past, though I have had the opportunity more than once in the past year.

But if I were to have one, it wouldn't be selfish... pleasuring your girl should be one of the most appealing parts even if you're never going to see her again, and I'm sure there are plenty of other guys who feel that way.

Yea, I think I'm making myself sound worse than I am.

I don't mean to say that I just jump in, unload, and jump out as Vanilla is suggesting... But I'm not going to treat a one night stand like a relationship, emotionally. And when I'm not completely invested, emotionally, then I feel as though sex is bound to be a selfish act on some level.

[Barnard17]

Originally Posted by 333

Pretty sure I already went over this:

I'm lying flat on my stomach, legs together. He's behind, on top. Deep and to the point.

Hmm. This is definitely a good one. Could we like, marry or something?

My favourite is probably where she's laying on her back with me on my knees holding the legs up while doing the business. Opens her up well and gets a good angle.

Originally Posted by djchameleon

that's how stupid fights get started.....I mean if I'm not in a relationship with her and I"m consistently messing with her but I know it's just for sexual reasons....I don't care who else is in her. just like she probably doesn't care who else I'm screwing around with.

See I get a bit jealous, then remind myself that I don't really care. Instinct versus rationality. To be blunt I think you're lying if you say you don't care at all if some girl you're poking is letting other guys poke her but then reason wins out when you remember you get to go poke other girls afterwards.