The Sexual Experience Thread (Kiss, quote)

Seltzer · 04-15-2009, 12:14 AM

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Originally Posted by toretorden

Once, I thought I was going to have casual sex with this girl. She was on top and we were kissing, but then she started telling me to "say my name". Ehr, I didn't quite get it, so I got a bit confused and told her my name (note that we were both drunk at this moment). Then she said "not yours, my name" and the pause where I had to suddenly stop up and think a bit made it painfully obvious that I didn't really know it.

After that, she ran out of the room to throw up. Geez, awkward questions and puking. Way to kill the mood, girl!

Ah, forgetting names is awkward... I spent New Year's 06 with some mates at a lake and on the eve I was fooling around with a girl I'd met a couple of hours earlier who was a year or two younger than me. We were both pretty pissed.

Then I bumped into my cousin who is my age. She said hello to me, smirked and asked who the girl was, even though she probably recognised her from a junior class at high school. The worst part was that I didn't know the girl's name and stood there feeling like a twat. The girl was slightly scandalised at first as she told me her name but forgave me pretty quickly. My cousin found the whole thing very funny and said "Ok, I'll leave you two to your thing" and walked off.

Freebase Dali · 04-15-2009, 12:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Darkest Hour

what! That's the ***est thing i've heard all day

I think you misread his statement.

Thrice · 04-15-2009, 12:59 AM

Pulled a shocker on a girl once, but got a little too close to my face and it ruined everything, or so i thought, but I carried on my wayward son with what I was doing, then her friend came in and started rubbing my back...who was huge! Why would a very attractive girl and her huge friend think it would be cool to bust a 3? I told her I was too drunk to **** and went to sleep. I could have done my thing with a ****ty smelling finger, but the big ole gal ruined it for me.

Freebase Dali · 04-15-2009, 01:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Thrice

Pulled a shocker on a girl once, but got a little too close to my face and it ruined everything, or so i thought, but I carried on my wayward son with what I was doing, then her friend came in and started rubbing my back...who was huge! Why would a very attractive girl and her huge friend think it would be cool to bust a 3? I told her I was too drunk to **** and went to sleep. I could have done my thing with a ****ty smelling finger, but the big ole gal ruined it for me.

Could have sent her to the kitchen and gained a few hours of getaway time.

Thrice · 04-15-2009, 01:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Veridical Fiction

Could have sent her to the kitchen and gained a few hours of getaway time.

Ha ha!! She was already in the kitchen all night and I was chillin with her friend and she kept coming in buggin the **** out of me..."I got jello shots!'' thankfully it wasnt "who wants to do body shots!"

Freebase Dali · 04-15-2009, 01:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Thrice

Ha ha!! She was already in the kitchen all night and I was chillin with her friend and she kept coming in buggin the **** out of me..."I got jello shots!'' thankfully it wasnt "who wants to do body shots!"

hahaha... on a body like hers, you would have woken up in the hospital an hour later with alcohol poisoning.

Schredds · 04-15-2009, 06:45 AM

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Originally Posted by boo boo

TuckerMax.com | Tucker tries buttsex; hilarity does not ensue

Duuuude, I didnt click this link but I have read it years ago, **** around, hahah, I know a ton of guys who love to have anal sex with their girlfriends and nothing like that ever happens but im sure its very possible. I dont know why some people are so facinated with the anal sex, Im not, the pink is where its at for sure.

Thrice · 04-15-2009, 11:59 AM

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Originally Posted by boo boo

TuckerMax.com | Tucker tries buttsex; hilarity does not ensue

I knew something was up, Ive had two people ive met in my life tell me alomst the exact same story and I found it a bit strange...this explains it all.

ElephantSack · 04-15-2009, 04:20 PM

Are we still on the anal thing? I'll admit it. I'm not usually one to turn it down. However, sometimes it does just turn into a pain in the ass (no pun intended), and half the time just ends up getting ditched, so I wash up, go back and finish it "as the good lord intended".

boo boo · 04-15-2009, 04:26 PM

Pussy. Yes. Oral. Yes. Anal. Only if she REALLY wants to.

But to avoid a Tucker Max scenario, I'd be sure to remind her to use the bathroom and clean up first.

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Thrice أمهاتك[وهور]Aura Euphoria Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Florida/Buffalo/CT Posts: 2,077	Pulled a shocker on a girl once, but got a little too close to my face and it ruined everything, or so i thought, but I carried on my wayward son with what I was doing, then her friend came in and started rubbing my back...who was huge! Why would a very attractive girl and her huge friend think it would be cool to bust a 3? I told her I was too drunk to ** and went to sleep. I could have done my thing with a **ty smelling finger, but the big ole gal ruined it for me. __________________ Lew Harrison, who looked like an anarchist with his red eyes and fierce black beard, had been writing furiously in one corner of the room. "That's good—happiness by the kilowatt," he said. "Buy your happiness the way you buy light."

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ElephantSack Man vs. Wild Turkey Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: ATX Posts: 948	Are we still on the anal thing? I'll admit it. I'm not usually one to turn it down. However, sometimes it does just turn into a pain in the ass (no pun intended), and half the time just ends up getting ditched, so I wash up, go back and finish it "as the good lord intended".