The Sexual Experience Thread (fan, members, quote, band, Gender)

**Scarlett O'Hara** · 04-07-2009, 08:24 PM

This is a thread where you can discuss topics related to sexual intercourse. For example, crazy past sexual experiences, using members as an portal of knowledge for those less experienced and so on. It might be suggested to keep it relatively clean (if possible).

I'm interested to know about people's open mindedness to trying to different things with a partner, how far will you really go?

Also what are the expectations of someone you sleep with? For example do guys expect girls to be making an effort rather than flat as a starfish, or do either gender expect lot's of variety of positions during a first time together?

~~under~~ · 04-07-2009, 08:58 PM

This seems like it would be a very weird thing to talk about ...=/

Freebase Dali · 04-07-2009, 09:04 PM

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Originally Posted by under

This seems like it would be a very weird thing to talk about ...=/

Either that or the thread will be filled with rubbish tales by all the 17 year old kids lurking around.

**Janszoon** · 04-07-2009, 09:11 PM

One time, at band camp...

Blue · 04-07-2009, 09:12 PM

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Originally Posted by under

This seems like it would be a very weird thing to talk about ...=/

It doesn't have to be if you approach it as such.

Freebase Dali · 04-07-2009, 09:19 PM

By the way, Vanilla, in response to part of your original post...

I don't like starfish girls.
I mean, I don't expect a woman to ruin the paint on the walls with scratch marks and eat holes in my pillows.. but if I feel like I'm fvcking a corpse, obviously it's a turn off.

I understand that you get out what you put in. I'm fully aware of the quality of d!ck I'm giving a woman. Most respond appropriately, but you get some women who're much too far on either end of the spectrum.

Once I had this girl who wanted me to choke her until she passed out while we were at it. It was pretty strange...

~~The Unfan~~ · 04-07-2009, 09:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Vanilla

how far will you really go?

7.5 inches.

Roygbiv · 04-07-2009, 10:11 PM

I'm not a big fan of sex. Too much work.

BJs and handjobs = awesome.

I'm selfish - though I'm open to the idea of a 69 : D

Schizotypic · 04-07-2009, 10:11 PM

HAHAHAHA. I'm going to keep an eye on this thread... maybe I can get my girlfriend to post something on here.

~~under~~ · 04-07-2009, 10:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Janszoon

One time, at band camp...

Yes, we all know Janszoon goes to band camp to get laid by 45 year old girls.

understood the reference btw

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04-07-2009, 09:19 PM	#6 (permalink)
Freebase Dali Partying on the inside Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 5,584	By the way, Vanilla, in response to part of your original post... I don't like starfish girls. I mean, I don't expect a woman to ruin the paint on the walls with scratch marks and eat holes in my pillows.. but if I feel like I'm fvcking a corpse, obviously it's a turn off. I understand that you get out what you put in. I'm fully aware of the quality of d!ck I'm giving a woman. Most respond appropriately, but you get some women who're much too far on either end of the spectrum. Once I had this girl who wanted me to choke her until she passed out while we were at it. It was pretty strange... __________________

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~~under~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 1,056	This seems like it would be a very weird thing to talk about ...=/

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Schizotypic Souls of Sound Sailors Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Mojave Posts: 759	HAHAHAHA. I'm going to keep an eye on this thread... maybe I can get my girlfriend to post something on here.