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Old 04-09-2009, 10:48 AM   #181 (permalink)
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Lol. Jigglypuff.
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Old 04-09-2009, 10:54 AM   #182 (permalink)
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I don't know how unhealthy it is to try and get multiple orgasm. Probably not too good for the PC muscle. However I hope I'm wrong about that.

Anyone else ever tried this?
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Old 04-09-2009, 10:59 AM   #183 (permalink)
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Well lets see, I'm 22 years old, still a virgin.

So, I am indeed a chronic masturbator. Normally I only masturbate once a day, but that's only because I don't have the time or privacy. If I were to put my mind to it I can do it at least 5 times a day, every day. Is that good stamina?

I usually last for about 3 or 4 minutes. Is that normal or awful? And it's normal for me to take a break before finishing, so if fapping wears me out, sex will probably kill me.

On a related note. I've learned how to get a better orgasm, sometimes when I feel like I'm gonna come, I hold it back, and when I finally do come I get a much more powerful orgasm. It's a neat trick, some think it's bullsh*t but I believe in it. I don't do it very often though because it's too much work, but sometimes it's just worth it.

It's happened to me a couple of times where I didn't do it intentionally, just happens on accident, but goddamn, it feels like cumming a Jigglypuff out of your d*ck.

Sorry for that vivid imagery.
I know someone who's 26 and still a virgin. And he's a very good looking fella too, he just hasn't been in the right place at the right time.

Me too, kinda - I fap only once a day, at most twice, but usually everyday. At least that was the trend until about two weeks ago. Nowadays I only do it when I'm horny (even though I'm not getting pussy, I don't work often, and I don't go to school, so maybe my sex drive is nil. Maybe i'm getting old).

As for good stamina, it isn't, especially if you only last 3 to 4 minutes. To be honest masturbating and having sex are very different things. I can come in 3 minutes masturbating but when I'm having sex it takes me nearly 20. So, let me rephrase that: if you're masturbating, 3 to 4 minutes is pretty good because you know how to make yourself come, especially if you're horny. Otherwise, it isn't.

I've tried that - it's the kegel something. What I do to make jigglypuff come out with a long ass trail behind her (err... sorry) is I hold it back, and as I'm coming, I push the skin back (not circumsized, obviously) and tighten the muscles during every contraction. It shoots so far! Try it!

As for the ongoing discussion on trim, shaved or hairy, I like a girl who's shaved, though trimmed isn't too bad (if I slip out though, it's fecking awful). In my experience, the girl prefers herself shaved (and so do I) and me trimmed. In one occassion, she didn't mind that I had a ****-fro, but honestly it's embarassing to have too much bush down there.

If the girl has bush, so help me god.
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Old 04-09-2009, 11:05 AM   #184 (permalink)
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I don't know how unhealthy it is to try and get multiple orgasm. Probably not too good for the PC muscle. However I hope I'm wrong about that.

Anyone else ever tried this?
I had a double oragasm from sex once, I remember it like it was yesterday. It was a one night stand with a girl in Milwaukee, WI. It was about 5 in the morning and we'd been up all night. The secret really is to hold it back until the perfect moment, not too soon or too late. It was seriously the best orgasm ever. Like when you thought it was over... it was like bam here it goes again, seemed like it went on forever. I was amazed was half full, she drained me for sure.

Thought I would throw that out there an I too am sorry for any vivid imagery I may have caused.
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Old 04-09-2009, 11:07 AM   #185 (permalink)
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I had a double oragasm from sex once, I remember it like it was yesterday. It was a one night stand with a girl in Milwaukee, WI. It was about 5 in the morning and we'd been up all night. The secret really is to hold it back until the perfect moment, not too soon or too late. It was seriously the best orgasm ever. Like when you thought it was over... it was like bam here it goes again, seemed like it went on forever. I was amazed was half full, she drained me for sure.

Thought I would throw that out there an I too am sorry for any vivid imagery I may have caused.
This thread is far from apologies. Anything goes. That's how sex talk should be. If anyone can't handle it grab a beer and loosen the fuck up!
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Old 04-09-2009, 11:08 AM   #186 (permalink)
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-Shaved heads can be sexy.

-Shaved armpits are not sexy.

-Hairy chests are annoying and are a little gross to me. But on the other hand, it's even more annoying if the guy shaves his chest and then it's all stubble. So meh. I'm pretty indifferent.

-Happy trails are hot and should not be shaved ever. But hairy pecs are a big turnoff.

-Hairy backs are gross all the time, no matter to what degree.

-I don't mind pubes, but keep them trimmed. Shaving is kinda cool but more of a novelty on guys. Like shaved chests, it's not so fun when shaved pubes start growing back and start to feel like scruff/sandpaper. (It's the same for both sexes)

-Arms/Legs - Be natural. Guys that shave their legs (unless they do it for sporting reasons e.g. swimming or rockclimbing) creep me out.

Sorry for the novel.
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Old 04-09-2009, 11:11 AM   #187 (permalink)
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Women say this all the time.

But when I tell people I love chicks with shaved heads it just creeps them right the f*ck out.
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Old 04-09-2009, 11:12 AM   #188 (permalink)
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I have a hairy chest. it's not a carpet, but it's curly so it's unavoidable.

I'm wondering what girls think about this. So far all the girls I've asked say it doesn't matter, that as long as they can see the chest behind the hair it's all good, and no sex partner I've had minds, but I still have the impression that most women DO mind.

Talk to me MB ladies.
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Old 04-09-2009, 11:15 AM   #189 (permalink)
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Women say this all the time.

But when I tell people I love chicks with shaved heads it just creeps them right the f*ck out.
Hahaha. G.I. Jane style? Or like this?:


(sorry for the size, i'm lazy)
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But when I tell people I love chicks with shaved heads it just creeps them right the f*ck out.
I don't know about shaved, but really really short can be sexy.
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