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Old 02-18-2014, 12:30 PM   #9981 (permalink)
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Brb waiting for someone to get the reference.
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Old 02-18-2014, 12:31 PM   #9982 (permalink)
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I can't believe I forgot Chasing Amy. HAWT
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Old 02-18-2014, 12:32 PM   #9983 (permalink)
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Old 02-18-2014, 12:34 PM   #9984 (permalink)
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Taking one for the team, very honorable.
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Old 02-19-2014, 09:45 PM   #9985 (permalink)
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Sex with a person that knows and respects your needs is great seriously. I've spent far too long with people that only really hook up with me for for the cred and now that I finally have someone who seems to love me for me instead of just getting with me as some kind of debt to society is too great. Probably shouldn't be talking about this freely but who cares seriously.
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Old 02-20-2014, 10:57 AM   #9986 (permalink)
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Sex with a person that knows and respects your needs is great seriously. I've spent far too long with people that only really hook up with me for for the cred and now that I finally have someone who seems to love me for me instead of just getting with me as some kind of debt to society is too great. Probably shouldn't be talking about this freely but who cares seriously.

Wait so you're down with pity sex?


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Old 02-20-2014, 11:12 AM   #9987 (permalink)
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Wait so you're down with pity sex?
WAS down with it.

Sounds like she has a bf now.
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Old 02-20-2014, 12:26 PM   #9988 (permalink)
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Old 02-20-2014, 10:19 PM   #9989 (permalink)
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Old 02-23-2014, 11:59 AM   #9990 (permalink)
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-be me
-be 2 nites ago
-be at a bar
-see girl i went to school with
-take obnoxious amount of shots
-grab a cab with her and her friend to her place
-both girls immediately get tits out
-glory
-nipple rings in my face
-friend feels shame cause she has a bf
-friend goes to sleep in other room
-get penis out of pants
-whiskeydikc.com
-cant get hard
-cry on the inside
-she sucks it
-half hard
-put on condom
-limp schlong
-eat her out
-beard tickles her bootyhole
-put finger in butthole
-make her ***
-go to sleep


5/10 would maybe do again
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