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Old 02-11-2014, 11:30 PM   #9951 (permalink)
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On friday, I had sex with another virgin. Two in the span of one week. Jeez.
They seem to be coming out the woodwork all of a sudden.
was he good?
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Old 02-11-2014, 11:33 PM   #9952 (permalink)
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That's the worst kissing I've ever seen. And that guy really needs to eat something.

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Old 02-12-2014, 01:38 AM   #9953 (permalink)
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Old 02-12-2014, 08:11 AM   #9954 (permalink)
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On friday, I had sex with another virgin. Two in the span of one week. Jeez.
They seem to be coming out the woodwork all of a sudden.
You really need to be careful, they could end up being really hurt thinking you were interested in more, they may also not give a **** that it's just casual sex but you should always make sure they know it's like that.
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i havent i refuse to in fact. it triggers my ptsd from yrs ago when i thought my ex's anal beads were those edible candy necklaces
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Because I grew up close to where Manky lives now I am living in constant fear he hooks up with one of my friends after his posts in this thread.
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Old 02-12-2014, 08:31 AM   #9956 (permalink)
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That's the worst kissing I've ever seen. And that guy really needs to eat something.
That's the worst kissing?

You obviously haven't seen this.





It is like he is the momma bird feeding his young.
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Old 02-12-2014, 09:47 AM   #9957 (permalink)
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That's the worst kissing?

You obviously haven't seen this.





It is like he is the momma bird feeding his young.
Dj plz stop this gif is turning me on

I actually had a girl that kissed like this. Real sweet girl, but man it was like she was eating my face
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Old 02-12-2014, 11:06 AM   #9958 (permalink)
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Ugh I actually watched that whole show.


No ****ing wonder they were all virgins. Did you see the dude with the jar of belly button fluff? and he also took his mum out as his Wing Mom.


Dudes stayin a virgin.
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Old 02-13-2014, 11:38 PM   #9959 (permalink)
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Ugh I actually watched that whole show.


No ****ing wonder they were all virgins. Did you see the dude with the jar of belly button fluff? and he also took his mum out as his Wing Mom.


Dudes stayin a virgin.
don't hate dude is just winging it.
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One time my dog ate a condom and shit lube for a week.
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