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Old 02-07-2014, 04:09 PM   #9931 (permalink)
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I already banned getting blowjobs for a few years because of all the teeth action and being thrown up on. I have had some terrible blowjobs but I am back to being okay with them and I am willing to teach. There isn't teeth action if you friggin teach them properly. No damn patience.

Also you can buy new sheets who cares!?
There isn't teeth action if you teach them properly. So do you have one of your guy friends come over and give them tutorials on what works?

I could buy new sheets but I don't have to. Its really that simple.
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Old 02-07-2014, 04:13 PM   #9932 (permalink)
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This almost sounds like when you're applying for your first job. They won't hire you with no experience and you can't get experience without a job. Catch-22.
Nah. You're already broken in, you'll do just fine.
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Old 02-07-2014, 04:15 PM   #9933 (permalink)
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There isn't teeth action if you teach them properly. So do you have one of your guy friends come over and give them tutorials on what works?
have you never attended a sex ed class?

Use a fucking banana like they do. Give it to the girl and there will be evidence of if she is using her teeth by teethmark being on the banana or man the fuck up and just use your own dick.
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Old 02-07-2014, 04:16 PM   #9934 (permalink)
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have you never attended a sex ed class?

Use a fucking banana like they do. Give it to the girl and there will be evidence of if she is using her teeth by teethmark being on the banana or man the fuck up and just use your own dick.
Are you ****ing serious omg
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Old 02-07-2014, 04:24 PM   #9935 (permalink)
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Nah. You're already broken in, you'll do just fine.
That's cause I found someone who didn't run and hide when I said I wasn't experienced, lol.
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have you never attended a sex ed class?

Use a fucking banana like they do. Give it to the girl and there will be evidence of if she is using her teeth by teethmark being on the banana or man the fuck up and just use your own dick.
Or you could just ask Batlord for blowjob tips.
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Old 02-07-2014, 04:38 PM   #9936 (permalink)
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Are you ****ing serious omg
yes I am ****ing serious. Teeth action is no joke but you wouldn't understand.
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confirmed dj is a virgin

quit takin herms sex tips seriously lol
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Old 02-07-2014, 04:46 PM   #9938 (permalink)
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have you never attended a sex ed class?

Use a fucking banana like they do. Give it to the girl and there will be evidence of if she is using her teeth by teethmark being on the banana or man the fuck up and just use your own dick.
Nah I learned by watching my friends with bananas. LOL
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Old 02-07-2014, 04:51 PM   #9939 (permalink)
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confirmed dj is a virgin

quit takin herms sex tips seriously lol
confirmed you've never taken anyone's virginity.
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IMO I don't know jack-**** though so don't listen to me.
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Old 02-07-2014, 04:54 PM   #9940 (permalink)
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confirmed you've never taken anyone's virginity.
confirmed and hopefully never do
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