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Old 02-03-2014, 05:55 PM   #9911 (permalink)
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Well they have to learn somewhere.
Be my guest.
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Old 02-03-2014, 06:00 PM   #9912 (permalink)
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I'll have to ask my girlfriend first.
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Old 02-03-2014, 06:17 PM   #9913 (permalink)
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Perfect time to show her what a "Rodeo" is.

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1. Hire a clown and hide him in the closet.
2. Have doggy style sex.
3. When she's not expecting it, ram your dick up her pooper.
4. See how long you can hang on while the clown jumps out of the closet to distract her.
Bonus tip: they buck a lot harder if the clown is especially creepy looking!
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Old 02-06-2014, 01:35 PM   #9914 (permalink)
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My sex drive has been insane lately, my 3 months of no fap worked. Now all I want to do is have sex and masturbate.
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Old 02-06-2014, 01:38 PM   #9915 (permalink)
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My sex drive has been insane lately, my 3 months of no fap worked. Now all I want to do is have sex and masturbate.
My sex drive has been insane lately too, my 5 hours of no fap were remarkably effective. All I want to do now is bang bang bang nawmsayin?
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Old 02-07-2014, 10:44 AM   #9916 (permalink)
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You got that all wrong. Virgins are exactly what I wouldn't want in my bed.
What's so bad about virgins? It was exactly this that worried me before I lost my virginity. I'd love to sleep with a virgin tbh. Blank canvas and all that.
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Old 02-07-2014, 10:47 AM   #9917 (permalink)
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What's so bad about virgins? It was exactly this that worried me before I lost my virginity. I'd love to sleep with a virgin tbh. Blank canvas and all that.
they dont know what they're doing, usually timid and dead fish like. unless they are really really into you or suddenly become slutty, the older a virgin is the more likely they are to be really really ****ty at sex the first go around imo. too much anxiety about finally losing it to enjoy the actual losing it.
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Old 02-07-2014, 10:52 AM   #9918 (permalink)
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The first time I had sex was in missionary position and it was anything but awkward, it wasn't the best obviously as I didn't have that much of an idea what I was doing concerning the sex but as far as I could tell he had no complaints, I'd had loads of sexual encounters before I had sex so it wasn't like I had cock fright when it actually came (lol) to the sex.
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Old 02-07-2014, 10:56 AM   #9919 (permalink)
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Hmm my first time was wonderful. I really dont think it is that hard. Sure finding the exact point of entry wasnt the easiest but after that sex is pretty simple. Look at the dumb mother ****ers who constantly over procreate....if they can do it so can you.

I never get when people say the first time was so awkward and terrible, if that is the case you probably were not prepared mentally or physically.
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Old 02-07-2014, 10:59 AM   #9920 (permalink)
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Virgin sex isn't that bad just be patient with them and teach them a few things in he process especially when it comes to giving blowjobs. Show them what you like and it isn't that bad they are usually eager to please because they don't want to mess up.
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