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FRED HALE SR. 02-03-2014 04:55 PM

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Originally Posted by zombie kid (Post 1413190)
Well they have to learn somewhere.

Be my guest. :thumb:

zombie kid 02-03-2014 05:00 PM

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Originally Posted by FRED HALE SR. (Post 1413193)
Be my guest. :thumb:

I'll have to ask my girlfriend first.

Psy-Fi 02-03-2014 05:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Plankton (Post 1413075)
Perfect time to show her what a "Rodeo" is.

Rodeo:
1. Hire a clown and hide him in the closet.
2. Have doggy style sex.
3. When she's not expecting it, ram your dick up her pooper.
4. See how long you can hang on while the clown jumps out of the closet to distract her.

Bonus tip: they buck a lot harder if the clown is especially creepy looking!

Dr_Rez 02-06-2014 12:35 PM

My sex drive has been insane lately, my 3 months of no fap worked. Now all I want to do is have sex and masturbate.

YorkeDaddy 02-06-2014 12:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Rezdaddy Longlegs (Post 1414090)
My sex drive has been insane lately, my 3 months of no fap worked. Now all I want to do is have sex and masturbate.

My sex drive has been insane lately too, my 5 hours of no fap were remarkably effective. All I want to do now is bang bang bang nawmsayin?

FETCHER. 02-07-2014 09:44 AM

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Originally Posted by FRED HALE SR. (Post 1413188)
You got that all wrong. Virgins are exactly what I wouldn't want in my bed.

What's so bad about virgins? It was exactly this that worried me before I lost my virginity. I'd love to sleep with a virgin tbh. Blank canvas and all that.

anticipation 02-07-2014 09:47 AM

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Originally Posted by FETCHER. (Post 1414273)
What's so bad about virgins? It was exactly this that worried me before I lost my virginity. I'd love to sleep with a virgin tbh. Blank canvas and all that.

they dont know what they're doing, usually timid and dead fish like. unless they are really really into you or suddenly become slutty, the older a virgin is the more likely they are to be really really ****ty at sex the first go around imo. too much anxiety about finally losing it to enjoy the actual losing it.

FETCHER. 02-07-2014 09:52 AM

The first time I had sex was in missionary position and it was anything but awkward, it wasn't the best obviously as I didn't have that much of an idea what I was doing concerning the sex but as far as I could tell he had no complaints, I'd had loads of sexual encounters before I had sex so it wasn't like I had cock fright when it actually came (lol) to the sex.

Dr_Rez 02-07-2014 09:56 AM

Hmm my first time was wonderful. I really dont think it is that hard. Sure finding the exact point of entry wasnt the easiest but after that sex is pretty simple. Look at the dumb mother ****ers who constantly over procreate....if they can do it so can you.

I never get when people say the first time was so awkward and terrible, if that is the case you probably were not prepared mentally or physically.

djchameleon 02-07-2014 09:59 AM

Virgin sex isn't that bad just be patient with them and teach them a few things in he process especially when it comes to giving blowjobs. Show them what you like and it isn't that bad they are usually eager to please because they don't want to mess up.


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