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Old 01-20-2014, 11:53 PM   #9901 (permalink)
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More sex = Less stress
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Old 01-20-2014, 11:55 PM   #9902 (permalink)
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u mad i actually like limp bizkit bro??
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Old 01-21-2014, 09:50 AM   #9903 (permalink)
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When I was like 6 or 7 I had an older friend, I think he would have been between 12 and 16, I don't really remember but def a teenager. He used to hang out with two girls the same age and being the little horny devil I was I used to feel them up and they even let me make out with them. It was like a dream, once I felt so empowered that i just walked up to the one with thew hot ass and grabbed it. I even kissed one of them in front of my dad and he was pretty happy with it.
If this wasn't an obviously bull**** story I'd tell you that you got molested.
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Old 02-03-2014, 01:17 PM   #9904 (permalink)
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So, I had sex with a virgin on Friday.
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Old 02-03-2014, 01:21 PM   #9905 (permalink)
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So, I had sex with a virgin on Friday.
Perfect time to show her what a "Rodeo" is.

Rodeo:
1. Hire a clown and hide him in the closet.
2. Have doggy style sex.
3. When she's not expecting it, ram your dick up her pooper.
4. See how long you can hang on while the clown jumps out of the closet to distract her.
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Old 02-03-2014, 01:41 PM   #9906 (permalink)
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So, I had sex with a virgin on Friday.
I'm sorry to hear that. Better luck next time.
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Old 02-03-2014, 04:54 PM   #9907 (permalink)
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Perfect time to show her what a "Rodeo" is.

Rodeo:
1. Hire a clown and hide him in the closet.
2. Have doggy style sex.
3. When she's not expecting it, ram your dick up her pooper.
4. See how long you can hang on while the clown jumps out of the closet to distract her.
this is the best idea ive ever seen in anything ever
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Old 02-03-2014, 05:48 PM   #9908 (permalink)
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I'm sorry to hear that. Better luck next time.
You're upset that it wasn't you.
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Old 02-03-2014, 05:50 PM   #9909 (permalink)
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You're upset that it wasn't you.
You got that all wrong. Virgins are exactly what I wouldn't want in my bed.
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Old 02-03-2014, 05:53 PM   #9910 (permalink)
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You got that all wrong. Virgins are exactly what I wouldn't want in my bed.
Well they have to learn somewhere.
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