Originally Posted by Sculptor (Post 1407580)

When I was like 6 or 7 I had an older friend, I think he would have been between 12 and 16, I don't really remember but def a teenager. He used to hang out with two girls the same age and being the little horny devil I was I used to feel them up and they even let me make out with them. It was like a dream, once I felt so empowered that i just walked up to the one with thew hot ass and grabbed it. I even kissed one of them in front of my dad and he was pretty happy with it.

Originally Posted by Mankycaaant (Post 1413072)

So, I had sex with a virgin on Friday.

Originally Posted by Mankycaaant (Post 1413072)

So, I had sex with a virgin on Friday.

Originally Posted by Plankton (Post 1413075)

Perfect time to show her what a "Rodeo" is.

Rodeo:
1. Hire a clown and hide him in the closet.
2. Have doggy style sex.
3. When she's not expecting it, ram your dick up her pooper.
4. See how long you can hang on while the clown jumps out of the closet to distract her.

Originally Posted by FRED HALE SR. (Post 1413087)

I'm sorry to hear that. Better luck next time. :dj:

Originally Posted by zombie kid (Post 1413185)

You're upset that it wasn't you.

Originally Posted by FRED HALE SR. (Post 1413188)

You got that all wrong. Virgins are exactly what I wouldn't want in my bed.