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Old 01-18-2014, 01:12 PM   #9881 (permalink)
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lol, that's kind of what I thought it was. I don't understand why guys feel the need to have the biggest dicks.

Well as you can tell by my reaction, me either. Additionally, there's no compelling evidence at all that the technique works, it makes no earthly sense. All the claims are anecdotal.
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Old 01-18-2014, 01:23 PM   #9882 (permalink)
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why wouldnt u want a big truck at the truck show that everyone is impressed by


only ppl who hate on a big d are small peeners
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Old 01-18-2014, 01:35 PM   #9883 (permalink)
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lol, that's kind of what I thought it was. I don't understand why guys feel the need to have the biggest dicks.
You act like size queens aren't a thing.

There are women that are all about big dicks exclusively.
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Old 01-18-2014, 02:02 PM   #9884 (permalink)
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its a simple concept really

there are girls who prefer average size

there are girls who prefer big

there are no girls who prefer tiny




all guys like havin a big d
all guys would rather have a big d than a small d
no guys would prefer to have a small d over a medium or big one



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Old 01-18-2014, 02:41 PM   #9885 (permalink)
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Sometimes I try and rush sex so that I can just cuddle.
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Old 01-18-2014, 02:46 PM   #9886 (permalink)
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Sometimes I try and rush sex so that I can just cuddle.
Are you male or female?
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Old 01-18-2014, 02:47 PM   #9887 (permalink)
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its a simple concept really

there are girls who prefer average size

there are girls who prefer big

there are no girls who prefer tiny




all guys like havin a big d
all guys would rather have a big d than a small d
no guys would prefer to have a small d over a medium or big one



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Actually big dicks can be really painful and uncomfortable and I've known a few friends to actually split up with their partner because of it. So no, big dicks are not all that.
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Old 01-18-2014, 03:54 PM   #9888 (permalink)
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U prefer 3 inchers?
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Old 01-18-2014, 04:00 PM   #9889 (permalink)
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U prefer 3 inchers?
Don't get your hopes up.
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Don't get your hopes up.
Guess she does then lol
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