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Old 01-14-2014, 04:36 PM   #9861 (permalink)
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I was in a washroom today that had writing all over one wall. There was a message written that said "If you had to marry the last person you had sex with, would you be happy?" and like 20 other people wrote NO WAY. For some reason I thought that was funny.
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Old 01-15-2014, 12:28 AM   #9862 (permalink)
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Man, have I got stories for you guys, many of which I will not share. But lets take it back to Germany around 93 when i was under 10. I was taking a poopitie poo in a public toilet in the city and in the the toilets theres always people writing things on the wall like meet me here at this time so we can get dirty and lord behold someone walks into the cubicle next to mine and I can hear him getting undressed until he was completely naked and then he gets on his knees and then I got the **** out of there.
Not really a sexual experience but who knows what happened after.
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Old 01-15-2014, 12:40 AM   #9863 (permalink)
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Man, have I got stories for you guys, many of which I will not share. But lets take it back to Germany around 93 when i was under 10. I was taking a poopitie poo in a public toilet in the city and in the the toilets theres always people writing things on the wall like meet me here at this time so we can get dirty and lord behold someone walks into the cubicle next to mine and I can hear him getting undressed until he was completely naked and then he gets on his knees and then I got the **** out of there.
Not really a sexual experience but who knows what happened after.
you are willin to share a story in the sex experience thread that begins with "i was under 10" but there are many others you are unwillin to share...... wow i wonder what kinda material those stories hold
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Old 01-15-2014, 01:28 AM   #9864 (permalink)
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The kind you don't go around telling everyone!
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Old 01-15-2014, 10:54 AM   #9865 (permalink)
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The kind you don't go around telling everyone!
Dude, if you gave someone a Dirty Sanchez then you can't hold that back.
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Old 01-15-2014, 10:55 AM   #9866 (permalink)
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Dude, if you gave someone a Dirty Sanchez then you can't hold that back.
He has got nothing. It is similar to when you were a kid and you would say you have a secret but then you say that you aren't telling. It is a bluff you really didn't have anything to begin with.
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IMO I don't know jack-**** though so don't listen to me.
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Old 01-15-2014, 11:02 AM   #9867 (permalink)
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He has got nothing. It is similar to when you were a kid and you would say you have a secret but then you say that you aren't telling. It is a bluff you really didn't have anything to begin with.
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Old 01-16-2014, 09:16 PM   #9868 (permalink)
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Dude, if you gave someone a Dirty Sanchez then you can't hold that back.
Have you given someone a dirty sanchez?
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Old 01-17-2014, 09:51 PM   #9869 (permalink)
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How many people do kegels? men and women?

Also for the guys, have you ever tried Jelqing?
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Old 01-18-2014, 08:11 AM   #9870 (permalink)
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I'm so scared to google that.
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i havent i refuse to in fact. it triggers my ptsd from yrs ago when i thought my ex's anal beads were those edible candy necklaces
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